"Look at me I'm sixty three A burden to society I'll stay in bed til I'm legally dead Who cares, I'm sixty three!
Too old to go out and play, I can't hear a thing you say My knees are shot with pain meds or not No opiates today I don't even care that I've lost all my hair, My teeth sit all night in a cup Keep your greedy hands off my hundred grand. You think I'm some stupid schlupp? As for you, my legal heir, I know you don't really care I've got it made, I'm on Medicaid, Hooray, I'm sixty three! Nurses, nurses let me be, keep that Haldol far from me Just keep your cool, I can't help that I drool Hey, fungu, I'm Sixty three!"
Disclaimer: This in NO way reflects my feelings towards geriatric patients...Tom started it- it's HIS fault!
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A burden to society
I'll stay in bed
til I'm legally dead
Who cares, I'm sixty three!
Too old to go out and play,
I can't hear a thing you say
My knees are shot with pain meds or not
No opiates today
I don't even care that I've lost all my hair,
My teeth sit all night in a cup
Keep your greedy hands off my hundred grand.
You think I'm some stupid schlupp?
As for you, my legal heir, I know you don't really care
I've got it made, I'm on Medicaid,
Hooray, I'm sixty three!
Nurses, nurses let me be, keep that Haldol far from me
Just keep your cool, I can't help that I drool
Hey, fungu, I'm Sixty three!"
Disclaimer: This in NO way reflects my feelings towards geriatric patients...Tom started it- it's HIS fault!
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