Any day now I'm expecting a serious petition to overturn the 19th amendment. If Contraception = Abortion and Every Woman = Pre-Pregnant, we can just as easily be declared Un-Voters.

And if that happened, most of the women I know at work will not know about it but will happily rattle off all the finalists and semifinalists in Bread and Circuses -- oops, I meant American Fucking Idol.