Oh dear gods, I have no clue what to do about them other than to completely lampoon them because all that's left is to laugh at them, long, hard, loud, and very, very publicly. My ex is just like this and I have never, ever been so glad to have divorced him than I am now. If I was still married to him, I'd have to kill him and the only person who could save me would be the fictional Denny Crane.

There's so much material to lampoon, satirize, and parody. The Republicans have taken comedy to shocking levels.