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Re: Halloween
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2004-10-07 08:01 am (UTC)
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And now, the adventures of Jaded Thrillseeker -- COW ORKER! (Dunh-DUNH!) "MooooOOOO!"
When last we left Jaded and his wayward alter-ego L.J., they were trapped beneath a recalcitrant Guernsey that had sat on their shins....
"Unh! Holy -- UNH! -- Holy CUD, J.T.! I can't get free!"
"Well, my young friend, you wanted to see cow orking up close."
"Yeah, but not
this
close! [braaaaap] -- Eeugh! What's that
smell!?
"
"Methane, L.J. Time is running out. Quickly -- hand me that stool!"
"... Okay...." [plop]
"The
milking
stool, L.J."
"Oh. Sorry...."
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Re: Halloween
When last we left Jaded and his wayward alter-ego L.J., they were trapped beneath a recalcitrant Guernsey that had sat on their shins....
"Unh! Holy -- UNH! -- Holy CUD, J.T.! I can't get free!"
"Well, my young friend, you wanted to see cow orking up close."
"Yeah, but not this close! [braaaaap] -- Eeugh! What's that smell!?"
"Methane, L.J. Time is running out. Quickly -- hand me that stool!"
"... Okay...." [plop]
"The milking stool, L.J."
"Oh. Sorry...."