'Murca, Dang It

[filkertom]

A hotel's new owner wants his Hispanic employees to change their names.

Comments

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

And to only speak Murcan in front of him. (He's worried that they'll talk about him, apparently. Like any boss has ever stopped that.)

[mythdude.livejournal.com]

While he's at it, he should remove their eyes lest they cast an offending look in his direction. And they can't have fillings, cause that'll be how the CIA will listen in on him!

I know, I'm just saying TOTALLY CRAZY things about this guy that will probably never happen. I shouldn't make assumptions about someone just because they're different or speak differently than me.