(Away from small children. Or large children. Or grown-up children. Or adults. Or flammable chemicals. Or firearms. Or sharp pointy objects. Or blunt objects. Or objets d'art.)

Well that leaves out being in the presence of Pete.

Now I just have to convince Jim he wants to go, too. You know, the guy who trapped me in his truck for a 5 hour drive, "forcing" me to listen to Tom Smith all the way....