Why Isn't Cheney Involved? Oh Yeah, We've Already Got Enough Dicks

[filkertom]

unclelumpy points out this... lessee, what's the right word? Asinine? Moronic? Wish-fulfilling? Jingoistic? Pathetic little fantasy featuring Sean "If I Only Had A Brain" Hannity, G. Gordon "A Heart" Liddy, and Oliver "Da Noive" North as leaders of "an underground group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives" trying to thwart Usama bin Laden in 2021.

Words do not fail me, by any means, but half of them are basically just hearty, derisive laughter, and most of the rest frankly have to do with the delusions, sociopathy, and penis sizes of these flakes. Except for my lament that Larry Elmore, an artist I like and respect, did the cover. Sigh.

Comments

[redaxe.livejournal.com]

Hm. Somehow I'm haveing Saturday Night Live flashbacks to ex-Presidents with superpowers. Except that one was satire, and funny, dammit.

[joshuwain.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing this will be something like Reagan's Raiders? Or, rather, worse? :)

[mrteapot.livejournal.com]

"The world's first conservative comic"?

Obviously these people are unfamiliar with Steve Ditko's Question or Mr. A, or a variety of other characters. In fact, I'd say most corporate controlled superheroes are basically conservative.

[randwolf.livejournal.com]

Sigh...has anyone else noticed that the John Birch Society's crackpottery has almost become mainstream? Or is this satire?

[capplor.livejournal.com]

Somehow this doesn't surprise me. It does scare me, but I'm not really surprised. When one has a country run by PR spin-doctors who want everybody to lock-step to a misguided agenda then you will see things like this. What I'm worried about is: "What'll they think of next?"

Amerika uber alles

[sdorn.livejournal.com]

Not quite apropos of this, have you seen Arianna Huffington's take on Judith Miller yet? It's ... interesting. Sometimes having insider access is useful.

[denali1.livejournal.com]

That... made baby Jesus cry.

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

So lemme get this straight... The right now controls the Presidency, the House, the Senate and is well on it's way to holding the Supreme Court, they have spent the past 5 years running rampant and tearing apart anything and everything that was even ambiguously beneficial to the liberal agenda...

And they STILL consider themselves the victims, here?

When exactly did the Republicans become "The Veruca Salt Party"?

[calico48103.livejournal.com]

Just peeked at it... barf, retch, hurl... abusive comments regarding mothers, genetic history, barnyard animals and dinosaur brain size vs. modern conservative man....

[cogitationitis.livejournal.com]

Not only that, it's selling out.

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Virtual Reality Based Community. Since reality isn't conforming to their fantasies, they've got to engage in their own creations.

[hitchkitty.livejournal.com]

Stupid question from one o' them dumb-ass liberals, but isn't vandalism already a crime (http://www.accstudios.com/f/comicpreview_page_10.htm)?

[wookiee71.livejournal.com]

Gawds! What next? Rick Santorum and Ralph Reed join Fred Phelps in a Trifecta of Terror known as the League of Extraordinary Conservatives?? I should shut up. Image could be reading this! "I meant cute and happy puppies rolling on a big green hill, Mr. Liefeld!"

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

Wait, when did the Statue of Liberty become a sacrificial alter (http://www.accstudios.com/f/comicpreview_page_8.htm)?

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Did anyone else notice that amongst this company's other publications is a collection of "Roswell Art"? They may just be running this for the publicity...

[nyarlat4.livejournal.com]

this actually looks rather interesting to me.