BushFish

[filkertom]

I swear by whatever you would have me swear by, I'm not making this up. Thanks to Democratic Underground's Top 10 25 Conservative Idiots for the heads-up.

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[trdsf.livejournal.com]

Swear by the Constitution, and/or on your honor as a gentleman. I find that if I can get through that last with a straight face, people are so surprised they'll believe me no matter what I say next. :)

Anyway, wish I could say I was surprised. This is about brainwashing, now. There's a reason The Idiot has presided over a savaging of public education: the very last thing he wants is an informed, intelligent electorate. Because the only reasons left for supporting that war criminal are: being a member of the "christian" Taliban, being an anti-Arab racist, being a homophobic bigot, being insufficiently obscenely wealthy, or being just flat out dumber than a fair minority of rocks.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

It's a blatant moneygrubbing scheme designed to empty the wallets of Right-wing loonies while simultaneously getting them to mark themselves out as complete idiots.

I wish I'd thought of it first.

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

Doesn't this fall under the worshipping false idols commandment?

[mathmuffin.livejournal.com]

It also falls under using the Lord's name in vain.

[smallship1.livejournal.com]

It also fosters the false idea that "religious" and "intelligent" are opposites. But I don't suppose anyone reading this cares about that.:)

If Bush is ever ousted from his position, among the many parties suing him for punitive damages should be every single Christian church. He's set their cause back thousands of years.

[mathmuffin.livejournal.com]

I try to be an intelligent Christian, so I care.

However, a lot of intelligent people are in favor of George Bush's positions (after all, international politics are so complicated that even most intelligent people don't know what to do); therefore, an association with George Bush is not considered proof of idiocy. And a lot of liberal churches disagree with the Republican platform, so we have some distance from the Bush administration. Bush's actions are not staining American Christianity.

The Intelligent Design proponents are a much greater threat to the reputation of the church.

Erin Schram

[morpheus0013.livejournal.com]

If Bush is ever ousted from his position, among the many parties suing him for punitive damages should be every single Christian church. He's set their cause back thousands of years.

Not the ones who think he's spiffy. And unfortunately, there are plenty of Christian churches who fall under that category.

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

That makes my head hurt.

Gessi

[rook543.livejournal.com]

Their list of "25" had 7 repeats. So I guess they could only find 18...

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

No, they just count separate acts of idiocy by the same conservative....

[fantasyjax.livejournal.com]

Wow. You people's country really is in trouble.

I wish I could do something to help from Yonder Faraway Land.

[palenoue.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say no to crash space while I look for a job there (wherever you live) ;-)

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

See, here's where I wish I had an once of visual artistic talent.

Put one of them there bushfishies on a car. Now, extend the red stripes out behind it, and have them curl off into tendrils.

Nearby, paint a shark, circling towards it.

Oops, I think I slightly altered the message. Naughty me. :)

[smallship1.livejournal.com]

No, someone would just paint "SECULARISM" on the side of the shark.

Give the Bushfish a shark fin and sharky jaws, and we're talking...

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

The moment we get a Democratic presidential candidate named, I want a sharkie with his name on it poised to gobble up the Bushfishie. Bwahaha.

[ericcoleman]

I love your icon ...

[batyatoon]

...

*headdesks*

*muffled* This man does not represent me, your honor.

[valkyrwench.livejournal.com]

Can I be excused to leave the country now, please?

[primofex.livejournal.com]

i don't get it. what's so strange about seeing bush on a vulva?

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

It's sideways.

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's Chinese.

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Hey, I'm ALREADY going to Hell, so I might as well earn it!

[morpheus0013.livejournal.com]

Because he would never drive a vulva; he's more of a gas-guzzling pick-up kind of guy.

Oh, wait...

[randwolf.livejournal.com]

Satire is dead. Satire is dead. Isn't it?

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Do *any* of these Christians realize that he matches a great deal of their mythology of the AuntieChrist?

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

You know, I've wondered about that...

[morpheus0013.livejournal.com]

But Darrel Waltrip said, "When I look at George W. Bush, our president, he is our hope."

If you missed the "20/20" special on Friday night, "State of the Union," you really should try getting your hands on it. It was terrifying.

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

If there was still any question as to what, exactly, we were dealing with, here...

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

I think the site is a satire. Please, let it be a satire.

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

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That is incredibly scary, if true. Could it possibly be satirical? Please??

[ororo.livejournal.com]

I really wish that was a satire, especially considering there's no address or phone in the ContactUs link, but I think they mean it.

shudder

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

When will a Tony Blair one become available....?Oh, of course he doesn't imagine a direct line to God....
he imagines he is.....