I'm in love with a magical guy,
Not you, Ron, Ron, Ron, not you, Won-Won.
When he's playin' Quidditch, love to watch him fly,
Not you, Ron, Ron, Ron, not you, Won-Won.
Har-ry Potter's fine,
Yeah, gonna make him mine,
Hell with what J.K.R. says,
Not you, Ron, Ron, Ron, not you, Won-Won.

They tell me I'm the brightest witch of my age,
Not you, Ron, Ron, Ron, not you, Won-Won.
So I won't pay attention to the printed page,
Not you, Ron, Ron, Ron, not you, Won-Won.
Gin-ny Weasley's a child,
I know how to drive him wild,
And I'll take the hero home,
Not you, Ron, Ron, Ron, not you, Won-Won.

She's got a bat-bogey hex,
Me, I've got The Joy Of Sex
We are gonna research it all,
Not you, Ron, Ron, Ron, not you, Won-Won.





And I like the Dumbledore Idea.