Dreams Of Noise

So there was this game a few years back, I think it was called Black and White, where you could play a god and crush your peoples or heal them and stuff. The more of this crazy stuff I see, the more I start to wonder if we're not just all virtual programs in a Live Action SIMS simulation...

Okay... and now that the brain is wrapping around that...

With apologies to Warren Zevon...

The Envoy, 2006 Edition...

Nuclear arms in the Middle East
Israel is attacking the Lebanese
Bush is a mad at the Iranis
An' Hezbollah does whatever they please...
Looks like another threat to world peace
For the envoy
Things got hot in the US, oh!
NSA got caught and couldn't do no mo'
He's got diplomatic immunity
He's got a lethal weapon that nobody sees
Looks like another threat to world peace
For the envoy
Send the envoy
Send the envoy
Whenever there's a crisis
The President sends his envoy in
Yellowcake in Niger...
Oh, Abu Gharaib...
Nuclear arms in the Middle East
Bush gettin' punk'd by the Iraqis
The Israelis are attacking the Lebanese
And Tehran do whatever she please
Looks like another threat to world peace
For the envoy
Send the envoy . . .
Send for me