"A priest was golfing, and a nun was serving as his caddy. When the ball reached the first green, the priest putted and when the ball veered from the cup, said, 'Damn it, I missed.'
"The sister said, 'Father, you shouldn't swear like that! God will be angry with you!'
(Continue on with the joke's obligatory 2nd and 3rd iteration for the sake of humor.)
"Right after the ball veered from the 3rd green's cup, a bolt of lightning came down out of a clear blue sky -- and struck the nun!
"Then a huge voice boomed out of the sky: 'DAMMIT! I MISSED!'"
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"A priest was golfing, and a nun was serving as his caddy. When the ball reached the first green, the priest putted and when the ball veered from the cup, said, 'Damn it, I missed.'
"The sister said, 'Father, you shouldn't swear like that! God will be angry with you!'
(Continue on with the joke's obligatory 2nd and 3rd iteration for the sake of humor.)
"Right after the ball veered from the 3rd green's cup, a bolt of lightning came down out of a clear blue sky -- and struck the nun!
"Then a huge voice boomed out of the sky: 'DAMMIT! I MISSED!'"