I can't share my favorite because it's an ethnic joke--and I'm of the "aggrieved" ethnic group!--so I suppose it's NSFW for social reasons. So I'll share this one instead:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls 9-1-1: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "Okay, now what?"
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I can't share my favorite because it's an ethnic joke--and I'm of the "aggrieved" ethnic group!--so I suppose it's NSFW for social reasons. So I'll share this one instead:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls 9-1-1: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "Okay, now what?"