A Prairie Home Heads-Up

[filkertom]

This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

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[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

Ms. Peach is teaching her 1st grade class and says "Alright, children. Today I'd like each of you to stand up and tell me what one of your parents does for a living."

Little Suzy stands up and says "My Daddy is a fireman."

Little Billy stands up and says "My Mommy is a lawyer."

Then little Tommy stands up and says "My Daddy is a drug-dealer."

Ms. Peach immediately takes little Tommy outside the classroom and says "Tommy, is that true? Is your Daddy really a drug-dealer?"

Little Tommy looks down at his feet and says "Naw, but I was too embarrassed to say he plays starting lineup for the Cubs."

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

In an alternate universe, Tommy said, "My daddy's dead."

"Oh," the teacher says. "I'm so sorry. Well, what did he do before he died?"

Tommy said, "He went, 'HHHHHHKKAAHUUAAAHHHHH'."