Happy April Fool's Day

[filkertom]

Rather than play practical jokes, let's tell jokes instead.

How many nannies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it's a little tricky getting the diaper to stay in place.

Comments

[cjfringe.livejournal.com]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

a) Two. One to fill the bathtub with metal parts and the other to ignite the giraffe.
b) Fish.

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

I always heard: "Potato".

[jss]

I heard it as "One to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine parts, and the other to squeeze the newborn piglet," but yeah.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[min0taur.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, please do paint the giraffe blue. Never set giraffes on fire...