Happy April Fool's Day

[filkertom]

Rather than play practical jokes, let's tell jokes instead.

How many nannies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it's a little tricky getting the diaper to stay in place.

Comments

[youngcurmudgeon.livejournal.com]

This band is really having a great night -- the crowd's really into them, they're playing beautifully, their energy's up, everything. The lead singer's thinking, "Wow, this is awesome. We're gonna get really big, and I'll make a crapload of money." The lead guitarist is thinking, "Oh, man, this is so great. Afterwards, there'll be so many girls backstage, and I'll get to sleep with all of them!" The drummer is thinking, "Dude, this rocks. And after the show, I'm going to do so many drugs that I won't remember how to walk!"

And the bassist is thinking, "A ... C ... G ... C ..."