Happy April Fool's Day

[filkertom]

Rather than play practical jokes, let's tell jokes instead.

How many nannies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it's a little tricky getting the diaper to stay in place.

Comments

[purpleranger.livejournal.com]

How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Klingons are NOT afraid of the dark!

How many Power Rangers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Power Rangers don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in Megazords.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi turns to the priest and says, "Did you hear the one about us?"

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

So this guy walks into a bar and sees a nun, a rabbi and a priest. Onstage singing is an elephant being illuminated by a single light bulb. The bartender asks the guy, "What is this - some kind of joke?"