The Four Most Terrifying Words Ever

[filkertom]

Someone on my FList mentioned their choice: "We need to talk". I offer that person many hugs -- and, in a desperate attempt to lighten the mood, a few alternatives:

"I'm wearing the Speedo."
"Who did these taxes?"
"Where's the nuclear material?"
Joel Schumacher's Star Wars
Rob Liefeld drawing Constantine
Licorice-habanero Life Savers
Walt Disney's Sin City

Feel free to kick in.

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[scruffycritter.livejournal.com]

"You can't do that!" (or "What have you done?")

The backstory is I was at a bank trying to withdraw money and get a cashier's check (we were about the close on the house we were buying. this was the downpayment). Teller was having all sorts of problems trying to do this. Calls someone over to ask a question about the transaction.

That's what the other guy said to the teller.

The mistake eventually required getting a letter from the VP of the bank to explain the screwup to the mortgage company.