The Four Most Terrifying Words Ever

[filkertom]

Someone on my FList mentioned their choice: "We need to talk". I offer that person many hugs -- and, in a desperate attempt to lighten the mood, a few alternatives:

"I'm wearing the Speedo."
"Who did these taxes?"
"Where's the nuclear material?"
Joel Schumacher's Star Wars
Rob Liefeld drawing Constantine
Licorice-habanero Life Savers
Walt Disney's Sin City

Feel free to kick in.

Comments

[roane.livejournal.com]

"Jeb Bush for President!"

[billroper]

Naw, go for equal opportunity terror:

"Hillary vs. Jeb Bush"

Guaranteed to make both sides flee the country. :)

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

What was in that?

[phillip2637.livejournal.com]

"What's this cable for?"

(Sadly, I'd probably try one of the licorice-habanero Life Savers. Just one.)

[arensb.livejournal.com]

For all I know, they may have some at the next Hot Party at Philcon. Or make up a batch and bring 'em.

I never tire of embarrassing mcoletti by telling the story of how I passed him a tub of habanero brittle (take a recipe for peanut brittle; replace "peanut" with "habanero" throughout) and he reached in and ate a piece without thinking about it. The fun part was the look of impending doom on his face when he realized that the room had gone quiet and everyone was staring at him.

[ororo.livejournal.com]

"Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

[scruffycritter.livejournal.com]

"You can't do that!" (or "What have you done?")

The backstory is I was at a bank trying to withdraw money and get a cashier's check (we were about the close on the house we were buying. this was the downpayment). Teller was having all sorts of problems trying to do this. Calls someone over to ask a question about the transaction.

That's what the other guy said to the teller.

The mistake eventually required getting a letter from the VP of the bank to explain the screwup to the mortgage company.

[tnatj.livejournal.com]

Where's the other sock?

[jss]

"What's this button do?"

Ronald Reagan in Casablanca

[snowwy.livejournal.com]

Ronald Reagan in Casablanca

You know this nearly happened, right?

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

"I think I'm pregnant."
"Come to my office."
One Night in Chyna
Star Wars Holiday Special
Rob Liefeld teaches anatomy
Quentin Tarantino's Bedtime Stories
"You're wrestling Naked Mideon!"

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

Were you reading my mind? :)

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

Spears and Federline Spawn (terrifying headline)
Johnny Depp is gay (NOOOOO!)
Voldemort kills Harry Potter
Are we there yet?
Dolphins flee Earth. Why?

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Johnny Depp is gay (NOOOOO!)

That'd be great news for some of us. :)

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

Quentin Tarantino's "Hello Kitty"
Why are you here?
I think I'm pregnant.
Rowan Atkinson in "Shaft"
Hey, don't eat that!
What health code violations?

[darkwolf69.livejournal.com]

You know, I was TRYING to think of someone soullessly white to cast as "Shaft"... :-)

[darkwolf69.livejournal.com]

Godzilla vs The Smurfs

Oh, wait. You said "terrifying", not "terrific"...

I guess that would be:

"Bad news, Lord Vader..." *choke* *thud*

[shirenomad]

Along the same lines:

"Luke, she's your sister."

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

I sense more filk.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

"No DON'T CLICK THERE..."
"You didn't drink that...?"
"I have this rash..."
"You have insurance, right?"
"Is this your underwear?"

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be dead?

[rikhei.livejournal.com]

Bush Junior Lifelong Presidency

[youngcurmudgeon.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, he's the father."
"Safety word is orangutan."
"I think it's stuck."
And, of course:
"Watch out for that --" *SMACK*

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

These are your pants.
I didn't mean to!
Pushed the wrong button.
Where's the undo key?
Did I do that?
Oops! Sorry, wrong corpse.
It worked in testing.
I missed the exit.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry, Mr. Krueger...."

[sdorn.livejournal.com]

"Do you have iodine?"
"Shatner to see you"
"Windows update: reboot now"
"Microsoft Buys Sun, Adobe"

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

Blue screen of death

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

was that your pet?

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

World Champion LA Dodgers
President for Life Bush
All Rap American Idol
Brady Bunch Reunion Special
Do you know Jesus?
A Very Special Episode

[tinuvielchild.livejournal.com]

Does it make me a geek that I have icon love for you?

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

"The test is positive."

[shadowcat48li.livejournal.com]

World Champion Chicago Cubs
Bill Gates for President
Your card was declined

[smallship1.livejournal.com]

Everything is under control
No cause for alarm
Please keep your seats
Zander Nyrond Sings Abba*

(and so on)

*or, well, pretty much anything...

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

"I need your blood."
"What about the Twinkie?"