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filkertom ([personal profile] filkertom) wrote2006-07-03 06:21 am
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BushFish

I swear by whatever you would have me swear by, I'm not making this up. Thanks to Democratic Underground's Top 10 25 Conservative Idiots for the heads-up.

[identity profile] trdsf.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 10:31 am (UTC)(link)

Swear by the Constitution, and/or on your honor as a gentleman. I find that if I can get through that last with a straight face, people are so surprised they'll believe me no matter what I say next. :)

Anyway, wish I could say I was surprised. This is about brainwashing, now. There's a reason The Idiot has presided over a savaging of public education: the very last thing he wants is an informed, intelligent electorate. Because the only reasons left for supporting that war criminal are: being a member of the "christian" Taliban, being an anti-Arab racist, being a homophobic bigot, being insufficiently obscenely wealthy, or being just flat out dumber than a fair minority of rocks.

[identity profile] the-s-guy.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
It's a blatant moneygrubbing scheme designed to empty the wallets of Right-wing loonies while simultaneously getting them to mark themselves out as complete idiots.

I wish I'd thought of it first.

[identity profile] ericthemage.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't this fall under the worshipping false idols commandment?

[identity profile] dandelion-diva.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
That makes my head hurt.

Gessi

[identity profile] rook543.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
Their list of "25" had 7 repeats. So I guess they could only find 18...

[identity profile] filkertom.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
No, they just count separate acts of idiocy by the same conservative....

[identity profile] fantasyjax.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. You people's country really is in trouble.

I wish I could do something to help from Yonder Faraway Land.

[identity profile] mathmuffin.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It also falls under using the Lord's name in vain.

[identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
See, here's where I wish I had an once of visual artistic talent.

Put one of them there bushfishies on a car. Now, extend the red stripes out behind it, and have them curl off into tendrils.

Nearby, paint a shark, circling towards it.

Oops, I think I slightly altered the message. Naughty me. :)

[identity profile] smallship1.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It also fosters the false idea that "religious" and "intelligent" are opposites. But I don't suppose anyone reading this cares about that.:)

If Bush is ever ousted from his position, among the many parties suing him for punitive damages should be every single Christian church. He's set their cause back thousands of years.

[identity profile] smallship1.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
No, someone would just paint "SECULARISM" on the side of the shark.

Give the Bushfish a shark fin and sharky jaws, and we're talking...
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[personal profile] batyatoon 2006-07-03 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...

*headdesks*

*muffled* This man does not represent me, your honor.

[identity profile] valkyrwench.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I be excused to leave the country now, please?

[identity profile] primofex.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't get it. what's so strange about seeing bush on a vulva?

[identity profile] selenesue.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
The moment we get a Democratic presidential candidate named, I want a sharkie with his name on it poised to gobble up the Bushfishie. Bwahaha.
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[personal profile] ericcoleman 2006-07-03 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I love your icon ...

[identity profile] randwolf.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Satire is dead. Satire is dead. Isn't it?

[identity profile] ericthemage.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's sideways.

[identity profile] teddywolf.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Do *any* of these Christians realize that he matches a great deal of their mythology of the AuntieChrist?

[identity profile] mathmuffin.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I try to be an intelligent Christian, so I care.

However, a lot of intelligent people are in favor of George Bush's positions (after all, international politics are so complicated that even most intelligent people don't know what to do); therefore, an association with George Bush is not considered proof of idiocy. And a lot of liberal churches disagree with the Republican platform, so we have some distance from the Bush administration. Bush's actions are not staining American Christianity.

The Intelligent Design proponents are a much greater threat to the reputation of the church.

Erin Schram

[identity profile] morpheus0013.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
But Darrel Waltrip said, "When I look at George W. Bush, our president, he is our hope."

If you missed the "20/20" special on Friday night, "State of the Union," you really should try getting your hands on it. It was terrifying.

[identity profile] morpheus0013.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Because he would never drive a vulva; he's more of a gas-guzzling pick-up kind of guy.

Oh, wait...

[identity profile] morpheus0013.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
If Bush is ever ousted from his position, among the many parties suing him for punitive damages should be every single Christian church. He's set their cause back thousands of years.

Not the ones who think he's spiffy. And unfortunately, there are plenty of Christian churches who fall under that category.

[identity profile] palenoue.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't say no to crash space while I look for a job there (wherever you live) ;-)

[identity profile] unclelumpy.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
If there was still any question as to what, exactly, we were dealing with, here...

[identity profile] unclelumpy.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's Chinese.

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Hey, I'm ALREADY going to Hell, so I might as well earn it!

[identity profile] admnaismith.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the site is a satire. Please, let it be a satire.

[identity profile] annearchy.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
alkdjfa;lkdj;1lkj3;lkj;lkj:!!!!ja;lkdjf;alkjd

That is incredibly scary, if true. Could it possibly be satirical? Please??

[identity profile] ororo.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I really wish that was a satire, especially considering there's no address or phone in the ContactUs link, but I think they mean it.

shudder

[identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
When will a Tony Blair one become available....?Oh, of course he doesn't imagine a direct line to God....
he imagines he is.....

[identity profile] vettecat.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I've wondered about that...