I have a bunch of these from my comedy improv days:
...okay, I started out thinking the game was _superhero_ names .. so the first few are not very relevant, but I'm leaving them there because they entertain me anyway...
Beauregarde, The Avenging Speck
Bjorl Schwartz, Coffe Cup Viking
Negative Man (this one became a quick sketch: "Negative Man! Negative Man! A school bus is about to go over a cliff! Can you help them?" "No!" [end of scene]
The Velvet Underdog
Plot Thickening and his trusty sidekick, Exposition Boy
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Blunt Flatline Scud Hammerclaw Trench Lockjaw Nad Blowchunk Grunt Ripcord Hummer Von Roadmeat Bung Thrustmuscle Gabe Kaplan Blast Killdozer
Somehow I'm not sure I'm taking this seriously enough.
...this from someone who started playing D&D in 1979 at age 8 with a party consisting of: Gregor Trueheart (the grunt), Gadrath the Unfortunate (the wizard), Raknar Hairybreeks (the dwarf), Brother Brusslesprout (the cleric), Ralph Tharn (the thief), and Gayon Birchlurcher (the elf).
huskiebear was pretty sure the audio linked above didn't have a bunch of the ones from Twelve to the Moon. In particular, we missed Chunk Pylon. *sigh* Guess I'll have to go back and watch that one again. Hee hee.
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Not looking for anything in particular, not soliciting for names for anything -- I just found the audio link above, and thought it would be fun to add to the list. And I was right.
Hodge-Podge: I have the quasi-proportional strength, sp-sp-speed, ag-g-g-gility, senses, a-a-and other stuff of a cr-cross between a um-um-um koala b-bear, a w-walking stick, a h-h-housecat, a s-see-saw, a beaver, a hummingbird, a spider m-monkey, an amoe-b-ba, a guppy, the color mauve, a b-b-bunny rabbit, a Clydesdale horse, a m-m-mockingbird, a br-brown recluse spider, and a c-c-coachhouse....
Young Man: Who are you again? I was Indigo Boy for a few years there. But I'm moving past that. Black-and-Blue Bolt. Girl with Fringed Buckskin Pants: I'm Leaping Deer. I was with Coyoteman. . .until. . .you know. Last week, with the particle beam guy. Nuclear Fury. Black-and-Blue Bolt: Oh, geez, sorry to hear....
BaBB: Hodge-Podge, this is Sesquipedalian Girl. SQ: Not anymore. BaBB: Sorry. Sorry. What is it now? SQ: Call me Quip. ...Simple. Short. Direct. That's me. BaBB: You've still got the same language-related powers, though, right? Quip: Yeah, but now I can yell fire without a page of prologue.
"I'm going to clean up this city!" "Grime, crime, it all sounds the same to me." "When the filth in this city gets to be too much, I'm the one they come to." "I'm the original can of woopass!" "I've a blackbelt in Dow." "I work hard because those other lazy bums in uniform don't!" "Better living through chemistry - though a little fisticuffs action helps too." "Away goes trouble, down the drain. Wait, is that one even mine?"
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ZACK HAZARD!
(Don't nobody dare steal that now... it took me forever to come up with it!)
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I can work the 16-year old market with that.
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...okay, I started out thinking the game was _superhero_ names .. so the first few are not very relevant, but I'm leaving them there because they entertain me anyway...
Beauregarde, The Avenging Speck
Bjorl Schwartz, Coffe Cup Viking
Negative Man (this one became a quick sketch: "Negative Man! Negative Man! A school bus is about to go over a cliff! Can you help them?" "No!" [end of scene]
The Velvet Underdog
Plot Thickening and his trusty sidekick, Exposition Boy
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Now, appropos to the actual topic:
Blunt Flatline
Scud Hammerclaw
Trench Lockjaw
Nad Blowchunk
Grunt Ripcord
Hummer Von Roadmeat
Bung Thrustmuscle
Gabe Kaplan
Blast Killdozer
...more to come after South Park....
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Blockjaw Abfettle.
Breakout Steroids.
Rupture Gridiron.
Bombast Thrashbuttocks.
Studly Jockstrap.
Willheart Sporknads.
Somehow I'm not sure I'm taking this seriously enough.
...this from someone who started playing D&D in 1979 at age 8 with a party consisting of: Gregor Trueheart (the grunt), Gadrath the Unfortunate (the wizard), Raknar Hairybreeks (the dwarf), Brother Brusslesprout (the cleric), Ralph Tharn (the thief), and Gayon Birchlurcher (the elf).
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Fiskar Schlick
Ton Gahangin
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Dirk Bloodbank
Garth Pumpiron
Rock Opera
Clint Flashmob
Dolph Blitzkrieg
Killer McShredflesh
Yanni
Turd Gutpummel
Lance Boyle
Chud Bulkhead
Crash Fuckwit
Please help me, I can't stop...
Volt Hardtack
Colt Beefgrinder
Turk Bonemeal
Stig Haircut
Abe Hunkfeld
Galt Ripmuscle
Tank Vandersquid
Spud Manboobs
Must....stop....adding....to....post....
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what a fertile mind.
i hope tom uses some of your. of coures he will probably take first from one and last from another
turk haricut
abe ripmuscle
spud hunkfeld
crash bonemeal
colt blitzkrige
hey this is fun.....
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Anger Von Darkspittle
Mutt Chugbutter
Lung Moistwall
Spew Codpiece
Chug Breakneck
Joe Brickhouse
Hell Beefloin
Crank Studfarm
Buck Flatrate
Gnarl Poundflesh
Butch Daterape
Thrash Meatquest
Stab Lunchmeat
Moose Crotchfire
Flint Headlock
Erik Von Clusterfuck
Hawk Fleshwound
Enya
Grub Sandblast
Crud Buzzkill
Ian McBloodthirst
...pant...pant...pant...
must sleep....
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Sizemore Rockwell
He is a combination of a couple of the Assrockers "Durt Sizemore" (retired) and "Riff Rockwell."
Other actual Assrocker names:
Killer T-Roxx
Shang=Hi Skorz
Bison Roughbottom
Misty Stainz
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Crank Oxenflogger!
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Sledge Gutwaddle
Knute Galleon
Temper McBronzethighs
Otto Van Impound
Buck Bacon
Fast Eddie Stirfry
Loin McTallhair
Shingle McOrgone
Buff Cheddarknob
Hurl Stewcrank
And, I must say, Darren, I love "Rock Opera". :)
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We had some good names in Sidekicks Unite, a few years ago.
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"I'm going to clean up this city!"
"Grime, crime, it all sounds the same to me."
"When the filth in this city gets to be too much, I'm the one they come to."
"I'm the original can of woopass!"
"I've a blackbelt in Dow."
"I work hard because those other lazy bums in uniform don't!"
"Better living through chemistry - though a little fisticuffs action helps too."
"Away goes trouble, down the drain. Wait, is that one even mine?"
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