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[filkertom]

Okay, the game is: A new hero name. These have been used.

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[janet-coburn.livejournal.com]

Those sound like Bad Newscaster names from Whose Line . . .

[emiofbrie.livejournal.com]

VIC KEVLAR!

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

I've been working on a project featuring...

ZACK HAZARD!

(Don't nobody dare steal that now... it took me forever to come up with it!)

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

Dibs on broken.

I can work the 16-year old market with that.

[darrenzieger.livejournal.com]

I have a bunch of these from my comedy improv days:

...okay, I started out thinking the game was _superhero_ names .. so the first few are not very relevant, but I'm leaving them there because they entertain me anyway...

Beauregarde, The Avenging Speck

Bjorl Schwartz, Coffe Cup Viking

Negative Man (this one became a quick sketch: "Negative Man! Negative Man! A school bus is about to go over a cliff! Can you help them?" "No!" [end of scene]

The Velvet Underdog

Plot Thickening and his trusty sidekick, Exposition Boy

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Now, appropos to the actual topic:

Blunt Flatline
Scud Hammerclaw
Trench Lockjaw
Nad Blowchunk
Grunt Ripcord
Hummer Von Roadmeat
Bung Thrustmuscle
Gabe Kaplan
Blast Killdozer

...more to come after South Park....

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

Rock Turgid!

[droewyn.livejournal.com]

Didn't he try to sell me larger breasts and a mortgage once?

[sepdet.livejournal.com]

I'm so very frightened.

Blockjaw Abfettle.
Breakout Steroids.
Rupture Gridiron.
Bombast Thrashbuttocks.
Studly Jockstrap.
Willheart Sporknads.




Somehow I'm not sure I'm taking this seriously enough.


...this from someone who started playing D&D in 1979 at age 8 with a party consisting of: Gregor Trueheart (the grunt), Gadrath the Unfortunate (the wizard), Raknar Hairybreeks (the dwarf), Brother Brusslesprout (the cleric), Ralph Tharn (the thief), and Gayon Birchlurcher (the elf).

[darrenzieger.livejournal.com]

My favorite D&D character name was a friend's, whose dense (intelligence: 7) warrior was named "Fred, Duh Fightuh."

[glitchphil.livejournal.com]

Punchenheim Von Kickstein

[solarbird]

Pan "Fried" Slabobeef.

[chaoticgoodchic.livejournal.com]

Wedge Titanbohn

Fiskar Schlick

Ton Gahangin

[darrenzieger.livejournal.com]

Thud Stabface

Dirk Bloodbank

Garth Pumpiron

Rock Opera

Clint Flashmob

Dolph Blitzkrieg

Killer McShredflesh

Yanni

Turd Gutpummel

Lance Boyle

Chud Bulkhead

Crash Fuckwit

Please help me, I can't stop...

Volt Hardtack

Colt Beefgrinder

Turk Bonemeal

Stig Haircut

Abe Hunkfeld

Galt Ripmuscle

Tank Vandersquid

Spud Manboobs

Must....stop....adding....to....post....

please stop, please dont stop, please more more

[janmagic.livejournal.com]

I am having such a good laugh, i hope you dont stop.
what a fertile mind.

i hope tom uses some of your. of coures he will probably take first from one and last from another

turk haricut

abe ripmuscle

spud hunkfeld

crash bonemeal

colt blitzkrige

hey this is fun.....

Re: please stop, please dont stop, please more more

[darrenzieger.livejournal.com]

Lard Cheeseneck

Anger Von Darkspittle

Mutt Chugbutter

Lung Moistwall

Spew Codpiece

Chug Breakneck

Joe Brickhouse

Hell Beefloin

Crank Studfarm

Buck Flatrate

Gnarl Poundflesh

Butch Daterape

Thrash Meatquest

Stab Lunchmeat

Moose Crotchfire

Flint Headlock

Erik Von Clusterfuck

Hawk Fleshwound

Enya

Grub Sandblast

Crud Buzzkill

Ian McBloodthirst

...pant...pant...pant...

must sleep....

Re: please stop, please dont stop, please more more

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Not looking for anything in particular, not soliciting for names for anything -- I just found the audio link above, and thought it would be fun to add to the list. And I was right.

Sledge Gutwaddle

Knute Galleon

Temper McBronzethighs

Otto Van Impound

Buck Bacon

Fast Eddie Stirfry

Loin McTallhair

Shingle McOrgone

Buff Cheddarknob

Hurl Stewcrank

And, I must say, Darren, I love "Rock Opera". :)

[partiallyclips.livejournal.com]

I have a character in my upcoming new comic called:

Sizemore Rockwell

He is a combination of a couple of the Assrockers "Durt Sizemore" (retired) and "Riff Rockwell."

Other actual Assrocker names:

Killer T-Roxx
Shang=Hi Skorz
Bison Roughbottom
Misty Stainz

[eibii.livejournal.com]

Grunt Ripbreeches!
Crank Oxenflogger!

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

huskiebear was pretty sure the audio linked above didn't have a bunch of the ones from Twelve to the Moon. In particular, we missed Chunk Pylon. *sigh* Guess I'll have to go back and watch that one again. Hee hee.

[danruk.livejournal.com]

Stretch McGroin

[batyatoon]

Ah, this takes me back.

We had some good names in Sidekicks Unite, a few years ago.

Hodge-Podge: I have the quasi-proportional strength, sp-sp-speed, ag-g-g-gility, senses, a-a-and other stuff of a cr-cross between a um-um-um koala b-bear, a w-walking stick, a h-h-housecat, a s-see-saw, a beaver, a hummingbird, a spider m-monkey, an amoe-b-ba, a guppy, the color mauve, a b-b-bunny rabbit, a Clydesdale horse, a m-m-mockingbird, a br-brown recluse spider, and a c-c-coachhouse....

Young Man: Who are you again? I was Indigo Boy for a few years there. But I'm moving past that. Black-and-Blue Bolt.
Girl with Fringed Buckskin Pants: I'm Leaping Deer. I was with Coyoteman. . .until. . .you know. Last week, with the particle beam guy. Nuclear Fury.
Black-and-Blue Bolt: Oh, geez, sorry to hear....

BaBB: Hodge-Podge, this is Sesquipedalian Girl.
SQ: Not anymore.
BaBB: Sorry. Sorry. What is it now?
SQ: Call me Quip. ...Simple. Short. Direct. That's me.
BaBB: You've still got the same language-related powers, though, right?
Quip: Yeah, but now I can yell fire without a page of prologue.

[wookiee71.livejournal.com]

I'd go with Turk Rebarb!

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

The Scrubbing Bubble

"I'm going to clean up this city!"
"Grime, crime, it all sounds the same to me."
"When the filth in this city gets to be too much, I'm the one they come to."
"I'm the original can of woopass!"
"I've a blackbelt in Dow."
"I work hard because those other lazy bums in uniform don't!"
"Better living through chemistry - though a little fisticuffs action helps too."
"Away goes trouble, down the drain. Wait, is that one even mine?"

[jss]

I'm confused. Are these names for heroes or for porn stars?