A Prairie Home Heads-Up

[filkertom]

This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

Comments

[rochndil]

OK, this is an OOOOOLLLLDDD one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?





Because he was dead.


Kids love this one.

Rochndil, who enjoys corrupting the minds of other people's kids...

[per_solo]

What's even more sad is, I remember this mainly from a BAD movie, with Andrew Dice Clay as the teller of said joke.

Argh...now I've got the entire movie running Fast Forward in my brain. Thank you. :-P