A Prairie Home Heads-Up

[filkertom]

This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

Comments

[gan-chan.livejournal.com]

Two guys walked into a bar...the third one ducked.

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

A Brain and a Battery go into a bar and are refused service....
On demanding the reason why, the Barman says to the Brain "You're out of your head already and yer mate looks like he's gonna start something!"