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filkertom ([personal profile] filkertom) wrote2006-08-25 06:26 am

A Prairie Home Heads-Up

This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.
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[personal profile] jss 2006-08-25 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
A rabbi, a Protestant minister, and a Catholic priest are discussing how much of the money they collect in their charity baskets to the church or synagogue.

The priest says, "I stand at the bottom of a flight of stairs and throw the money into the air. What lands on the stairs I give to the church, and I keep what falls to my feet."

The minister says, "That's funny. I stand at the bottom of a flight of stairs and throw the money into the air. What lands by my feet I give to the church, and I keep what lands on the stairs."

The rabbi says, "You're both amateurs. I stand at the bottom of a flight of stairs, and throw the money into the air. And what God wants, he keeps!"