A Prairie Home Heads-Up

[filkertom]

This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

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Give a man a fish and he's fed for a day;
Teach a man to fish and he's fed for the rest of his life;
Light a man's campfire and he's warm for a night;
Light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.