... HOPA?

There are ways to handle problems. Here's a classy one; another, not so much.

(As shsilver links to below, the job-quitting is apparently a hoax. Still a good one, and if she's auditioning for a Playboy shoot, well, damn. I'd certainly be interested in seeing it....)

What's your best quitting-a-job or food-service story?

The Rude Pundit on Robert Gibbs

So right, and so not safe for work.

... Aaaand A Special Comment By Teh Keith

"We think over here."