The Four Most Terrifying Words Ever

[filkertom]

Someone on my FList mentioned their choice: "We need to talk". I offer that person many hugs -- and, in a desperate attempt to lighten the mood, a few alternatives:

"I'm wearing the Speedo."
"Who did these taxes?"
"Where's the nuclear material?"
Joel Schumacher's Star Wars
Rob Liefeld drawing Constantine
Licorice-habanero Life Savers
Walt Disney's Sin City

Feel free to kick in.

Comments

[lawnrrd]

Also starring David Spade
Does this look infected?
I don't mind, honey.
Honey, my mother's visiting.

[feuerkugel.livejournal.com]

I love Fox News

Four dollars a gallon

We named her Britney

I'm your new neighbor

What Would Jesus Do?

[ladysorka]

"Flight attendants, sit down."

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

"I have my Viagra!"

[ldwheeler.livejournal.com]

Someone missing a torso?
New: Crack Whore Barbie!
You were insured, right?
Card writes "Ultimate Cap"

[docfilth.livejournal.com]

Britney covers Bob Dylan
Margaret Thatcher's nipple rings

[thatandall.livejournal.com]

One Night In Paris