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filkertom ([personal profile] filkertom) wrote2005-06-03 11:02 am

The Four Most Terrifying Words Ever

Someone on my FList mentioned their choice: "We need to talk". I offer that person many hugs -- and, in a desperate attempt to lighten the mood, a few alternatives:

"I'm wearing the Speedo."
"Who did these taxes?"
"Where's the nuclear material?"
Joel Schumacher's Star Wars
Rob Liefeld drawing Constantine
Licorice-habanero Life Savers
Walt Disney's Sin City

Feel free to kick in.

[identity profile] roane.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Jeb Bush for President!"

[identity profile] aylinn.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What was in that?

[identity profile] phillip2637.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's this cable for?"

(Sadly, I'd probably try one of the licorice-habanero Life Savers. Just one.)

[identity profile] ororo.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

[identity profile] scruffycritter.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"You can't do that!" (or "What have you done?")

The backstory is I was at a bank trying to withdraw money and get a cashier's check (we were about the close on the house we were buying. this was the downpayment). Teller was having all sorts of problems trying to do this. Calls someone over to ask a question about the transaction.

That's what the other guy said to the teller.

The mistake eventually required getting a letter from the VP of the bank to explain the screwup to the mortgage company.

[identity profile] tnatj.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Where's the other sock?
jss: (badger)

[personal profile] jss 2005-06-03 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's this button do?"

Ronald Reagan in Casablanca

[identity profile] bald-ruminant.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think I'm pregnant."
"Come to my office."
One Night in Chyna
Star Wars Holiday Special
Rob Liefeld teaches anatomy
Quentin Tarantino's Bedtime Stories
"You're wrestling Naked Mideon!"

[identity profile] ruisseau.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Spears and Federline Spawn (terrifying headline)
Johnny Depp is gay (NOOOOO!)
Voldemort kills Harry Potter
Are we there yet?
Dolphins flee Earth. Why?

[identity profile] ericthemage.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Quentin Tarantino's "Hello Kitty"
Why are you here?
I think I'm pregnant.
Rowan Atkinson in "Shaft"
Hey, don't eat that!
What health code violations?

[identity profile] darkwolf69.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Godzilla vs The Smurfs

Oh, wait. You said "terrifying", not "terrific"...

I guess that would be:

"Bad news, Lord Vader..." *choke* *thud*

[identity profile] ericthemage.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Were you reading my mind? :)

[identity profile] ericthemage.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I sense more filk.

[identity profile] darkwolf69.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I was TRYING to think of someone soullessly white to cast as "Shaft"... :-)

[identity profile] ericthemage.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I hit the hammer on the head. :-D
tpau: (Default)

[personal profile] tpau 2005-06-03 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
oh c'mon the Star Wars Holiday Spoecial was entertaining in it's badness

[identity profile] bald-ruminant.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
GMTA, I guess.

[identity profile] vixyish.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"No DON'T CLICK THERE..."
"You didn't drink that...?"
"I have this rash..."
"You have insurance, right?"
"Is this your underwear?"

[identity profile] bald-ruminant.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, it's right up there with The Conqueror for me.

[identity profile] ericthemage.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't you be dead?

[identity profile] rikhei.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Bush Junior Lifelong Presidency

[identity profile] youngcurmudgeon.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sorry, he's the father."
"Safety word is orangutan."
"I think it's stuck."
And, of course:
"Watch out for that --" *SMACK*

[identity profile] youngcurmudgeon.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Such flexibility! :-)

[identity profile] ericthemage.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
These are your pants.
I didn't mean to!
Pushed the wrong button.
Where's the undo key?
Did I do that?
Oops! Sorry, wrong corpse.
It worked in testing.
I missed the exit.

[identity profile] filkertom.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. "Chris Kattan is Shaft".

And, let's avoid the Paris Hilton jokes. If we can. ;)

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