The Four Most Terrifying Words Ever

[filkertom]

Someone on my FList mentioned their choice: "We need to talk". I offer that person many hugs -- and, in a desperate attempt to lighten the mood, a few alternatives:

"I'm wearing the Speedo."
"Who did these taxes?"
"Where's the nuclear material?"
Joel Schumacher's Star Wars
Rob Liefeld drawing Constantine
Licorice-habanero Life Savers
Walt Disney's Sin City

Feel free to kick in.

Comments

[roane.livejournal.com]

"Jeb Bush for President!"

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

What was in that?

[phillip2637.livejournal.com]

"What's this cable for?"

(Sadly, I'd probably try one of the licorice-habanero Life Savers. Just one.)

[ororo.livejournal.com]

"Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

[scruffycritter.livejournal.com]

"You can't do that!" (or "What have you done?")

The backstory is I was at a bank trying to withdraw money and get a cashier's check (we were about the close on the house we were buying. this was the downpayment). Teller was having all sorts of problems trying to do this. Calls someone over to ask a question about the transaction.

That's what the other guy said to the teller.

The mistake eventually required getting a letter from the VP of the bank to explain the screwup to the mortgage company.

[tnatj.livejournal.com]

Where's the other sock?

[jss]

"What's this button do?"

Ronald Reagan in Casablanca

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

"I think I'm pregnant."
"Come to my office."
One Night in Chyna
Star Wars Holiday Special
Rob Liefeld teaches anatomy
Quentin Tarantino's Bedtime Stories
"You're wrestling Naked Mideon!"

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

Spears and Federline Spawn (terrifying headline)
Johnny Depp is gay (NOOOOO!)
Voldemort kills Harry Potter
Are we there yet?
Dolphins flee Earth. Why?

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

Quentin Tarantino's "Hello Kitty"
Why are you here?
I think I'm pregnant.
Rowan Atkinson in "Shaft"
Hey, don't eat that!
What health code violations?

[darkwolf69.livejournal.com]

Godzilla vs The Smurfs

Oh, wait. You said "terrifying", not "terrific"...

I guess that would be:

"Bad news, Lord Vader..." *choke* *thud*

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

Were you reading my mind? :)

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

I sense more filk.

[darkwolf69.livejournal.com]

You know, I was TRYING to think of someone soullessly white to cast as "Shaft"... :-)

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

I think I hit the hammer on the head. :-D

[tpau]

oh c'mon the Star Wars Holiday Spoecial was entertaining in it's badness

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

GMTA, I guess.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

"No DON'T CLICK THERE..."
"You didn't drink that...?"
"I have this rash..."
"You have insurance, right?"
"Is this your underwear?"

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's right up there with The Conqueror for me.

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be dead?

[rikhei.livejournal.com]

Bush Junior Lifelong Presidency

[youngcurmudgeon.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, he's the father."
"Safety word is orangutan."
"I think it's stuck."
And, of course:
"Watch out for that --" *SMACK*

[youngcurmudgeon.livejournal.com]

Such flexibility! :-)

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

These are your pants.
I didn't mean to!
Pushed the wrong button.
Where's the undo key?
Did I do that?
Oops! Sorry, wrong corpse.
It worked in testing.
I missed the exit.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Nope. "Chris Kattan is Shaft".

And, let's avoid the Paris Hilton jokes. If we can. ;)