The Four Most Terrifying Words Ever

[filkertom]

Someone on my FList mentioned their choice: "We need to talk". I offer that person many hugs -- and, in a desperate attempt to lighten the mood, a few alternatives:

"I'm wearing the Speedo."
"Who did these taxes?"
"Where's the nuclear material?"
Joel Schumacher's Star Wars
Rob Liefeld drawing Constantine
Licorice-habanero Life Savers
Walt Disney's Sin City

Feel free to kick in.

Comments

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

I think I hit the hammer on the head. :-D

[youngcurmudgeon.livejournal.com]

Such flexibility! :-)

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Nope. "Chris Kattan is Shaft".

And, let's avoid the Paris Hilton jokes. If we can. ;)

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

"No Paris Hilton jokes?!"