A Prairie Home Heads-Up

[filkertom]

This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

Comments

[batyatoon]

What's brown and sticky?





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A STICK!!!!!!!

[pixel.livejournal.com]

What's brown and sounds like a bell?




Dung!

[partiallyclips.livejournal.com]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

But, Cap'n -- I be on Adkins....

[salkryn.livejournal.com]

Avast ye lubber! It's ATKINS...If ye want an Adkins, I be the man ye're lookin' fer.