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This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

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Date: 2006-08-25 02:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] batyatoon
What's brown and sticky?





...

A STICK!!!!!!!

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Date: 2006-08-25 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixel.livejournal.com
What's brown and sounds like a bell?




Dung!

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Date: 2006-08-25 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] partiallyclips.livejournal.com
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.

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Date: 2006-08-25 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkertom.livejournal.com
But, Cap'n -- I be on Adkins....

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Date: 2006-08-26 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salkryn.livejournal.com
Avast ye lubber! It's ATKINS...If ye want an Adkins, I be the man ye're lookin' fer.

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