A Prairie Home Heads-Up

[filkertom]

This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

Comments

[markbernstein.livejournal.com]

I just picked up the latest edition of the PHC "Pretty Good Joke Book". This is from that.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: Doesn't matter - he won't come anyway.

[pixel.livejournal.com]

(reposted to correct typo)
What do you call a cow with no legs?






Ground beef.

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What do you call a cow with shorter left legs than right legs?







Lean beef.

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

I knew a feller who had a dog with no legs...
he called it "Woodbine" 'cause he'd take it out for a drag once in a while.