A Prairie Home Heads-Up

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This week is The Joke Show.

Let's have our own Joke Show. Kindly post a work-safe joke here.

Mine is swiped from the PHC newsletter: Why do grocery store check-out clerks have such a hard time deciding between paper or plastic?

Becase baggers can't be choosers.

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(reposted to correct typo)
What do you call a cow with no legs?






Ground beef.

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What do you call a cow with shorter left legs than right legs?







Lean beef.