I signed up for it in my time, but they told me to wait a while, and I never went back after the while was up.
So THAT'S what this is all about...
Your fully-erect dick had to be THIS LONG; <-----------------> To be allowed onto the "Uncle Dubya's Royal Fuckup" ride at Cheneyworld, And you came up juuuuuuust under the limit. Poor baby!
So now you have to make up for your shattered sense of security in your own manhood by trolling for opportunities to spout a bunch of jingoistic rhetoric despite the fact that it's been repeatedly disproven by anyone with Marshall Applewhite's sense of rationale for no other reason that it gives you some sense of "going against the crowd", which for some reason you now respect despite your repeated derogatory accusations of the same directed towards those of us who were against the war from the beginning.
What you didn't count on was the possibility that your latest exercise in antagonism would bring you to a virtual community frequented by someone who is not only more apt at being an asshole than you could ever aspire to, but has raised it to an art form. Namely me.
Go back to the (pardon the pun) bush-leagues, kid. You've got about as much chance of out-assholing me than Richard Jeni on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.
Oh, and for the record, I can't blame the old bag. If I had you for a son, I'd try to starve myself to death, too.
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branchandroot
Re: Excuse Me, But I've Gotta Fuckin' Rant
Date: 2007-03-20 07:06 am (UTC)So THAT'S what this is all about...
Your fully-erect dick had to be THIS LONG;
<----------------->
To be allowed onto the "Uncle Dubya's Royal Fuckup" ride at Cheneyworld,
And you came up juuuuuuust under the limit. Poor baby!
So now you have to make up for your shattered sense of security in your own manhood by trolling for opportunities to spout a bunch of jingoistic rhetoric despite the fact that it's been repeatedly disproven by anyone with Marshall Applewhite's sense of rationale for no other reason that it gives you some sense of "going against the crowd", which for some reason you now respect despite your repeated derogatory accusations of the same directed towards those of us who were against the war from the beginning.
What you didn't count on was the possibility that your latest exercise in antagonism would bring you to a virtual community frequented by someone who is not only more apt at being an asshole than you could ever aspire to, but has raised it to an art form. Namely me.
Go back to the (pardon the pun) bush-leagues, kid. You've got about as much chance of out-assholing me than Richard Jeni on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.
Oh, and for the record, I can't blame the old bag. If I had you for a son, I'd try to starve myself to death, too.