Twelve Days

St. Nicked from just about everybody:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, filkertom sent to me...

Twelve dandelion_divas drumming

Eleven eleris piping

Ten billropers a-leaping

Nine movies dancing

Eight politics a-milking

Seven computers a-swimming

Six dvds a-laying

Five elde-e-e-er scrolls

Four neverwinter nights

Three comic books

Two good movies

...and an anti-bush in a comedy.

Get your own Twelve Days:

Jerk of the Week

Remember when that Velvet Underground record went for $155,401 last week on eBay? Fake bid.

"Seriously, I can barely afford gas for my car to get to work...."

Then DON'T FUCKING BID, YA MORON! What, do you tell the cashier at the grocery "Just kidding" when she gives you the total?

And I don't want to hear that he did it "for attention" or something. It was an asinine, pointless thing to do, and he's lucky the seller doesn't want to demand he make good on the bid, as is his legal right. Not to mention all the people who did bid in good faith, who got bushwhacked by Jerkface's cutesy prank.

Gaaaaaaah.