Jesus! It's A Talking Action Figure

No, really. Nicked from Balloon Juice.

Lillian Ellison Passes Away

And who is that? I hear you ask.

The Fabulous Moolah, that's who. Hall of Famer. One of the absolute best pro wrestlers ever. Without question, the finest female pro wrestler. Hell of an entertainer, heart of gold. Kinda like Lady Bird Johnson, except she could kick your ass well into her seventies. Eighty-four years old, and still working (albeit not in the ring) just two months ago.

Farewell, Moolah. You truly were fabulous.

Thanks to trumanburbank for the heads-up.