Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen
Sep. 11th, 2009 06:49 pmAt the very end of last year, we had an amusing little scare regarding writer Larry Gelbart, who had supposedly died.
Unfortunately, this time it's the real thing.
Mr. Gelbart, one of the great comedy writers of our time, has passed away at the age of 81.
He wrote for everything from Danny Thomas's radio show and The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine to his many excellent episodes of M*A*S*H, and also wrote or co-wrote, such films and shows as Tootsie, A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, City of Angels, Oh God!, and Movie Movie.
(Thanks to
shsilver for the heads-up.)
What are some of your favorite episodes of M*A*S*H? I'm hard-pressed not to say just the whole frickin' series, but a number do stand out, such as the one where everyone was dreaming, the one with the timer in the corner of the screen saying how long a patient had to live, the one where Sidney tries to find out who's the camp practical joker, and of course the finale.
Unfortunately, this time it's the real thing.
Mr. Gelbart, one of the great comedy writers of our time, has passed away at the age of 81.
He wrote for everything from Danny Thomas's radio show and The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine to his many excellent episodes of M*A*S*H, and also wrote or co-wrote, such films and shows as Tootsie, A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, City of Angels, Oh God!, and Movie Movie.
(Thanks to
What are some of your favorite episodes of M*A*S*H? I'm hard-pressed not to say just the whole frickin' series, but a number do stand out, such as the one where everyone was dreaming, the one with the timer in the corner of the screen saying how long a patient had to live, the one where Sidney tries to find out who's the camp practical joker, and of course the finale.
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Date: 2009-09-11 11:14 pm (UTC)The episode, of course, was "Adam's Ribs."
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Date: 2009-09-11 11:15 pm (UTC)...which was one of the only episodes (if not the only one) that was recorded without a laugh track. I even still remember bits of dialogue from that one:
(trying to replace a section of blood vessel)
Hawkeye: This is manicotti, we need rigatoni!
Kellye: Doctor, I'm half Japanese, half Hawaiian - you need to give me measurements I can relate to.
Hawkeye: A small egg-roll.
Kellye: Got it. We don't have any.
*whomps on IMDB* Looks like that episode will be on the Hallmark Channel next week....
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Date: 2009-09-11 11:25 pm (UTC)"Air raid! Air raid!"
Another particular favorite was the episode where Winchester spent the episode working with a soldier who had a bad stuttering problem, trying to help him.
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Date: 2009-09-11 11:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-09-11 11:30 pm (UTC)I also remember when Klinger was finally awarded his discharge. All he had to do was admit he was gay -- but he wasn't going for gay, he was going for crazy. After that he stopped wearing the dress. No doubt he realized "crazy" was too common an ailment in the 4077th, if not the whole Army.
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Date: 2009-09-11 11:42 pm (UTC)B.J.: "You'll hate yourself for the rest of your life!"
Hawkeye: "I hate myself right now."
All this and a voodoo-doin' Klinger.
I'm also partial to "Adam's Ribs," "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet" and several dozen others.
RIP, Mr. Gelbart.
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Date: 2009-09-11 11:50 pm (UTC)Hawkeye singing "Your The Tops" without his bottoms... ;) (After a rather hilarious prank-war.) I don't think that's considered one of the better episodes, but still.
Abyssinia, Henry... the whole thing. :(
Radar getting the rabies shot.
The "I don't want no more of Army Life" song.
Charles being human.
There's one episode where there's a pianist who loses one of his hands. That one... *sigh*
"I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got into this war, I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I will carry a torch. I will carry a tune. I will carry on, carry over, Carry Grant, cash-and-carry, 'Carry Me Back To Old Virginia'; I'll even hari kari if you show me how, but I will NOT carry a gun." (Doing that from memory, it may be off.)
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Date: 2009-09-11 11:53 pm (UTC)The episode starts with a chaotic triage, and a young soldier being pronounced dead. The camera pulls back and shows the same soldier crouched down watching all this. The entire episode is the ghost of Private Weston (who Klinger, due to a high fever, can see and hear) trying to come to terms with what happened to him.
It's the ending. Weston realizes that the camp is becoming hazy, and he sees other soldiers walking through the camp. Americans, Chinese, Koreans, all walking together.
"Where are we going?"
"I don't know."
As they fade into the mist.
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Date: 2009-09-12 12:17 am (UTC)It's amazing to me that there are episodes I know I've seen six times or more than can still make me cry. That says a lot right there.
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Date: 2009-09-12 12:22 am (UTC)That being said, it's hard to pick favourites. Anything with Sidney, of course. I adore that character. Episodes that stand out for me that I actually enjoyed (the dreams episode is not one of my favourites):
--Sometimes You Hear The Bullet ("Rule number one is that young men die. And rule number two is that...doctors can't change rule number one.)
--Five O'Clock Charlie
--The General Flipped At Dawn (LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS EPISODE)
--Tuttle ("...I guess you could say all of us together made up Tuttle." And giving his religion as Druid!)
--Our Finest Hour (Unbelievably classic television.)
--Where There's A Will There's A War (Hawkeye writes his will)
--Hawkeye (the episode where Hawkeye flips his jeep and sustains a head injury and spends the entire episode keeping up a running monologue with the Korean family who's looking after him)
And other just...moments. When you find out Charles' sister stutters. The general whose son dies while he's visiting. Colonel Flagg! Radar coming into the OR to announce Henry's helicopter was shot down over the Sea of Japan. Colonel Potter giving Sophie to the elderly Korean man. Radar's teddy bear on Hawkeye's pillow. The time capsule. Hawkeye's face when he realized that the woman on the bus wasn't holding a chicken, but her child. Hawkeye and BJ's argument re: the healthy appendix Hawkeye removes. (That conversation still guides a fair bit of my moral code.) The concert pianist who loses partial use of one of his hands, and who Charles helps.
I could talk all day and night about M*A*S*H. My love for this show knows no bounds, and my appreciation for Larry Gelbart is second only to my sadness to her he's no longer here on the Prime with us.
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Date: 2009-09-12 12:22 am (UTC)