Please Kill Me

[filkertom]

At least burn my eyes out of their sockets. I have seen too much.

U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell, dressed as a construction worker, singing The Village People's "Y.M.C.A."

Just so you can't say I didn't warn you.

Comments

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

heh. Read the attached article. Albright did Evita when it was her turn.

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

I remember the phrase "Bringing honor back to the White House" being said about Bush *barf*. This ain't it.

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

Does anyone know WHY?...*lol*

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Well, that's...um.

Sometimes, even I can't come up with a smart-ass comment.

Gessi

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Dunno. Maybe he saw the Rogues Gallery (http://peterdavid.malibulist.com/archives/001713.html) and got jealous.

[sdelmonte]

After seeing Giuliani in drag on SNL, this seems almost mild.

Almost.

[rms-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Oh, my.....I'm speechless and astonished. Ugh.

[ororo.livejournal.com]

How terrifically undignified.

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

that MUST be it!

[trektone.livejournal.com]

Colin Powell is hot!

[SNORT] [SPEW] [FZZZAPP]

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Pepsi. Monitor. Double Plus Ungood. :)

[eleri.livejournal.com]

Evidently it's a tradition at this thing, for people to do skits and stuff at the end as a wind down from having been talking serious stuff all weekend

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Great. Now I'm stuck with an image of John Ashcroft doing "I'm Too Sexy (For My Shirt)".

No, no. No need to thank me.

(Fozzie -- "I don't know how to thank you!"
Kermit -- "I don't know why to thank you!")

Re: [SNORT] [SPEW] [FZZZAPP]

[trektone.livejournal.com]

Hee hee!

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

You do realize, of course, this is just BEGGING for a filk called "I.R.A.Q", don't you?

[jkb.livejournal.com]

Did Bush put him up to this? As part of his seemingly endless quest to run Colin Powell's career into the ground and take every last shred of dignity from him to boot?

I wish someone *would* do a parody called I.R.A.Q. :)

Mr. jkb, You Asked For It!

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

I.R.A.Q.
Words: Copyright 2004 by Tom Smith
Music: "Y.M.C.A." by The Village People


U.N., thanks for having me here,
I said, U.N., now just lend me an ear,
I said, U.N., I've got evidence clear-
ly accusing Saddam Hussein

These bums have much worse than a gun,
Like disease bombs, mustard gas by the ton,
Our axioms are, He'll use 'em for fun,
And We must... go... in... and... stop him...

It's fun invading that I-R-A-Q,
No use debating that I-R-A-Q,
He's a threat to the world, so we have to attack,
It's a good thing he can't fight back....

It's fun invading that I-R-A-Q,
Why are we waiting, get I-R-A-Q,
Hit 'em hard and fast, use a few million shells,
Then secure those oil wells....

U.N., yellowcake from Niger (http://slate.msn.com/id/2085735),
I said, U.N., conversations we hear
that said U.N. sanctions they do not fear
And they're friend... ly... with... al... Qaeda...

U.N., I am telling you this
So the U.N. will avoid getting dissed
By Dub-you, man, And he'll do it, he's pissed
Off the whole... damn... world... al... ready...

We are invading that I-R-A-Q,
Kinda Kuwait-ing that I-R-A-Q,
All my data is bull, all my motives obscure,
But compared to my bosses I'm pure...

We are invading that I-R-A-Q,
Quit hesitating, it's I-R-A-Q,
I'm destroying my rep, and you're asking me why,
Hey, remember how I hid My Lai....

Now it's been a year and a half,
And Wolfowitz is the joke of his staff,
Lib'rul pundits would just sit back and laugh
If they weren't... too... busy... crying.

Cheney, in his underground lair,
is insane, he says connections are there
'Tween Hussein-ee and al-Qaeda, nowhere
Can we find... a... shred... to... prove it...

But we invaded that I-R-A-Q,
We really raided that I-R-A-Q,
Bombed the country flat, wasted billions of bucks,
And impounded two stupid trucks.

I'm really jaded on I-R-A-Q,
We should have waited on I-R-A-Q,
But it's too late now, let's proceed with the plan,
On to North Korea and Iran....

(What's that, Chalabi? Wait on Iran? Oooookaaaay....)

Not responsible. Drunk with power.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Your fault. Yours and jkb's. Tee hee!

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

Now we need to follow it up with "In The White House"!

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

Or, if you want to get darker, "In Fallujah"!

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

What's this "we" stuff? ;)

Re: Mr. jkb, You Asked For It!

[hitchkitty.livejournal.com]

You cranked that out in a little over an hour? Fasted filker, indeed!

Another nice one, Tom.

Re: Mr. jkb, You Asked For It!

[jkb.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I especially like

It's fun invading that I-R-A-Q,
No use debating that I-R-A-Q,
He's a threat to the world, so we have to attack,
It's a good thing he can't fight back....

(BTW, it's Ms. JKB *g*)