A Person With Download Problems

[filkertom]

Just had an order come through for a person named Anita Castelletti, e-mail address "castell at core.com". The secure download e-mail bounced back, saying "no such mail address". You out there, Anita?

Comments

[james-rayner.livejournal.com]

Retuuuurn Ta Senda....Ad-dress un-known....No-such-numba....No-such-soul..

*dances*

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

Now I'm seeing that updated for the Internet...
"Return to sender, Address bounced back,
Mailer daemon, might need a hack."

[james-rayner.livejournal.com]

Okay, I had to do it. I dont know if this is worthy of the great Filker, but it sort of came to me. ;)

I typed a letter in Mo-zilla,
sent it to her Mac,
Dark and late that night,
The e-mail came back,

And It said,
Return to Sender, Address Bounced back,
No such User, Might be hack.
We had a flame war, talked a little smack,
I keep trying clients, and it still
comes back.

So I tried my hand at Eudora,
And sent it right away,
But as I was on her Ignore,
So the screen did say,

Wrote upon it was,
Return to Sender, Address bounced back,
Mailer Daemon, You stupid hack.

So I got desperate,
Tried A-O-L,
And when I finally got a reply,
it was "Go To Hell!"

And then it said,
Return To Sender, Address bounced Back,
No such luck, Tough break there Jack.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

That's really good! Whadedaya mean, "worth of the great Filker"? Yeesh. No self-confidence.

[james-rayner.livejournal.com]

Plenty of self confidance.

But it's hard to compare yourself to a man whom repeatedly makes you bust your gut laughing. ^_^

Problem Solved

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

The person wrote back with two good addresses. All is well.