Best. IRC Quotes. Ever.

[filkertom]

What the Internet was created for. Warning: Not for kids. And... while it's only text, it's almost certainly not work-safe, if only because you'll spew soda across your monitor.

Comments

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

The wand/wang had me spewing tea.

[redaxe.livejournal.com]

Too much fun too early in the day.

The generic one (23396) reminds me of this blog entry :-D

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

I'd forgotten that! I have at least three comments in that one....

[drzarron.livejournal.com]

Everyone now and then I think the human race is brain dead, then I read things like this and it renews my faith that we're not... just serious screwed up.

[poltr1]

If I had my coffee with me right now, I would have spooted it several times on my monitor. I'm saving this for posterity.

[eleri.livejournal.com]

how did they bury each other in the sand??

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

I'm carefully placing my coffee awayyyyyy from the keyboard and thanking my lucky stars that my Palacial Executive Suite [tm] has a door that shuts.

Great googly moogly, I hope that some of these Demonstrations of Cluelessness are intentional for the humor value. "what the fuck is wtf"

On the other hand, there is some deep truth here. "IRC is just multiplayer notepad."

Getting the Bible Bot kicked off for swearing by ordering up Numbers 22:21 is the Best Practical Joke EvAr!

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

All I can say is, technology and teenage hormones do not mix well.. [but it does make for some funny stuff!]

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Reminds me of, like, all the chats on the old 5-line BBS I used to call back in the 80s...

[mrlogic.livejournal.com]

And, wheeha, my friendslist discovers bash.org....

[kshandra]

Were you around when the Existential Flame War made its debut in alt.callahans?

(I have a couple of quotes on bash.org - do a search for K`shandra)

[dbcooper.livejournal.com]

I was fine until the Harry Potter bit. Thank God I'm not at work.