Dreams Of Noise

And now, the adventures of Jaded Thrillseeker -- COW ORKER! (Dunh-DUNH!) "MooooOOOO!"

When last we left Jaded and his wayward alter-ego L.J., they were trapped beneath a recalcitrant Guernsey that had sat on their shins....

"Unh! Holy -- UNH! -- Holy CUD, J.T.! I can't get free!"

"Well, my young friend, you wanted to see cow orking up close."

"Yeah, but not this close! [braaaaap] -- Eeugh! What's that smell!?"

"Methane, L.J. Time is running out. Quickly -- hand me that stool!"

"... Okay...." [plop]

"The milking stool, L.J."

"Oh. Sorry...."