I Got A 7, But Only Because I Buy Mega Millions Tickets

[filkertom]

What's your score?

Comments

[archanglrobriel.livejournal.com]

Woo Hoo! 14! It might be 15 if I know more specifically what a whoremonger was. I have no problem with whores though, so I suppose I'd monger one if I were sufficiently inspired.

[aiela.livejournal.com]

Ten. Evil Bisexual me just claimed "Lesbian". :)

3

[ericcoleman]

I'm so ashamed. I got stuff I gotta get to.

[ailsaek.livejournal.com]

A whoremonger sells whores, like a fishmonger sells fish.

[solarbird]

Bein' a dyke gets you a base score of three! Unfair! (Fornicator, lesbian, homosexual.) I'd say that's cheating, but it's his quiz. So I guess eight or nine, depending upon how you count things?

[ailsaek.livejournal.com]

Six or seven. I haven't done anything with my Tarot cards in a while, but I do still own them. Do you think that counts?

[stormsdotter.livejournal.com]

I got an 8, and am amused that pot smokers and homosexuals are ranked on the same level as sports fans. I dislike sports and I think the fans are crazy, so I'm rather disgusted to be agreeing with religious nutcases about anything.

[ailsaek.livejournal.com]

Me too, but actual lesbians get two points for also being homosexuals. Just the very act of being female seems to help with the point-gathering.

[archanglrobriel.livejournal.com]

Ahh, so a pimp by any other name then eh? Interesting. I suppose the whores themselves would fall into the "fornicators" pile then? Interesting that adulterers isn't listed and their God puts that in -his- top ten..

Hypocrites is listed non-ironically. How'd I miss that on first pass?

[lizziecrowe.livejournal.com]

I got 13!! Helps being a porn-loving bisexual Pagan Witch!

Re: 3

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

*cackle* your realize that using a purity test as a checklist counts as a point.... :)

12, strictly, but only because I neither buy nor sell sex; it's better when it's free. :)

o/~ Love me now while I'm alive / it's the best that we can do o/~
(Great Big Sea, "Straight to Hell" :)

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

woo hoo! my kinda woman! :)

[archanglrobriel.livejournal.com]

Which is odd since the thing that seems to get them most lathered up is the thought of "two dudes doing it."

[ladystarblade.livejournal.com]

Seven...though I'm on the fence on two others. Damn, I need to get crackin'!

When's my next con? :-)

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

Re: 3

[ladystarblade.livejournal.com]

*squeaks at GBS quote*

I'll dive right into damnation with a smile across my face!!

[johnridley.livejournal.com]

Four, but not because I'm opposed to any of the other stuff, I just have no particular interest.

Is this like the purity test? Should I go out and see how high a score I can get? Is there a bonus point for doing something just to get a higher score?

Do lesbians get two, one for being homosexual and another for being lesbian? That's not fair.

They missed a lot of points though. Eating pork is rated as bad as homosexuality in the bible. Also wearing synthetic fabric. We could get scores in the dozens!

[madamruppy.livejournal.com]

14 for me *proud smile*

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

Twelve. I'mma gonna Hell. :-(

[ericcoleman]

Or "cool, I'm up on points" depending on your point of view.

[misterseth.livejournal.com]

Too bad you aren't a Yankees fan! You wouldv'e made 14!

[ohari.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEleven!
His quiz is fun!

[misterseth.livejournal.com]

I'm 10. GO YANKEES!

[solarbird]

I'm already sorta-cheating including "bi" as "lesbian" but, well, see icon.

[joshuwain.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I was going to say "only 10" but then you reminded me about buying lotto tickets... I don't get them all too often, but I get them frequently enough that I guess that puts "Gambler" into my pile pushing me up to 11!

Whoot!