I Think So, Brain, But....

[filkertom]

Because several people, especially jss1113, were doing it on this thread, let's have some fun. Come up with your own, original reply to the question, "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" It has to follow the correct format, i.e., "I think so, Brain, but...."

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I think so, Brain, But ...

[bschilli.livejournal.com]

Burlap chafes so badly.

because I am a rebel

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Nope. Not in the slightest. What the hell's wrong with you, anyway?"

[lukeski.livejournal.com]

"...do you think Regis would let us be on his show?"

but I also want to play nice :)

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

"I think so, Brain, but then, who *did* shoot the deputy?"

[per_solo]

"I think so, Brain, but wouldn't the Robin explode with that much Alka-Seltzer in it?"

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

I think so, Brain, but how are you going to get the armadillo to share its shell with that turtle?"

I think so, brain, but...

[beldar.livejournal.com]

...once the lubricant heats up, there'll be quite a mess...

[roina-arwen.livejournal.com]

"I think so, Brain, but I've always been more partial to wrestling in mud rather than blue jello."

[firedrake-mor.livejournal.com]

"I think so, Brain, but what we do with it once we HAD the whole world?!"

"Narf"

"Poit"

"Fjord."

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"I think so Brain, but Willie McCovey never played shortstop!"

(Four days to Opening Day - I'm a little focused on baseball right now.

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

"I think so, Brain, but you're not actually from Nantucket."

[allandaros.livejournal.com]

Er, I think so, Brain, but I don't think there are enough llamas in Estonia for it to work.

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

"I think so, Brain, but juggling a family, and a career, anti-abortion activism, and religious zealotry, it's all too much for me!

[gan-chan.livejournal.com]

I fink so, Brain, but doesn't the Constitution give the Supreme Court jurisdiction over all habeas corpus cases?

Filk response

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

I think so Brain, but if "God Lives On Terra," what does He have for dessert?

[faxpaladin.livejournal.com]

"I think so, Brain, but can you fit that many Eskimos into a phone booth?"
"I think so, Brain, but I've never gotten more than three licks in without biting, either."

(If I had to vote right now, though, I'd go for vixyish's "deputy" line...)

[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

"I think so, Brain, but you've neglected to consider the economic ramifications on the global beef trade involved in a cattle-based attempt at world conquest."

Re: but I also want to play nice :)

[capplor.livejournal.com]

I think so, Brain, but if not the Hokey Pokey, then what?

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

I think this one is my favorite so far. :)

[moose]

I think so, Brain, but how much for the women? I want to buy your little girl.

I think so, Brain, but isn't 68 devine, too?

I think so, Brain, but if I don't prosper, can I still live long?

I think so, Tom, but if you don't stop encouraging Josh, I may have to hurt you.

[partiallyclips.livejournal.com]

Oi fink so brain, but couldn't a bald Hobbit just get himself a pair of foot-merkins?

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

I think so Brain, but where would we find a spatula big enough to let us flip real estate?

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't wear Armani.

And then there's the one that was going to be used in an actual episode, but got pulled at the last minute because a fan had come up with it and, despite the fan saying they could use it, there were legal issues:

"Well, I think so, Brain, but she'd never leave Mickey for you."

[sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com]

I think so, Brain, but Terry Pratchett says it can never be done.

[alicetheowl.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry; I have no original contributions. Only The Complete Pondering List (http://www.sph.umich.edu/%7Erwatt/ponderin.htm).