Okay, Now I'm Offended
May. 6th, 2006 06:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
filkertomRather pissed off, actually. After years of Lucas blathering about how the Special Edition of the original Star Wars trilogy was the "real" version, they're releasing the OT on DVD. We covered that earlier this week. (I didn't mention -- thanks to Anne for tipping me off.)
I'm ticked that they're going to package it with the fuckin' Special Edition we already bought because you said you weren't going to release the OT ever never nope nope nope. But I can understand Captain Greed-Boy wanting every dollar he can get. Fine. Fine. Just gimme the goddamn movies, George.
But now... this. A commemorative "Han Shot First" shirt.
As if Lucasfilms were the ones demanding it all this time.
Where the hell do you get off with a "Han Shot First" shirt!?
Never mind PVP's way classier one, a few years old now.
All we wanted was the original trilogy of films that changed our lives, you stupid greedy motherfucker.
Now I'm not even sure I'm gonna buy 'em. Maybe I'll download 'em. Or digitize my VHSs. That's legal, asshole.
Oh, and, George? All the money you didn't spend on people who might've told you your prequel trilogy sucked? Well, if you spent it on the guy who designed that butt-ugly shirt, you got hosed, my man.
But, then, you've been hosing us for years.
If I ever get like this... well, no. No. Anne and Leslie won't let me get like this. But, if I ever do? Whomp me in the head.
Lucas, you asshole.
I'm ticked that they're going to package it with the fuckin' Special Edition we already bought because you said you weren't going to release the OT ever never nope nope nope. But I can understand Captain Greed-Boy wanting every dollar he can get. Fine. Fine. Just gimme the goddamn movies, George.
But now... this. A commemorative "Han Shot First" shirt.
As if Lucasfilms were the ones demanding it all this time.
Where the hell do you get off with a "Han Shot First" shirt!?
Never mind PVP's way classier one, a few years old now.
All we wanted was the original trilogy of films that changed our lives, you stupid greedy motherfucker.
Now I'm not even sure I'm gonna buy 'em. Maybe I'll download 'em. Or digitize my VHSs. That's legal, asshole.
Oh, and, George? All the money you didn't spend on people who might've told you your prequel trilogy sucked? Well, if you spent it on the guy who designed that butt-ugly shirt, you got hosed, my man.
But, then, you've been hosing us for years.
If I ever get like this... well, no. No. Anne and Leslie won't let me get like this. But, if I ever do? Whomp me in the head.
Lucas, you asshole.
