Happy Birthday, Dan Glasser!

[filkertom]

Thanks to jhayman and folkmew for letting me know -- it's filker0's birthday!

Come home from work, my friend,
Thinking that you'll be relaxing,
The friends who're hiding in your house
Will yell "Surprise!"

Do not ask Melissa,
Who do you think let the partiers in?
The friends who're hiding in your house
Will yell "Surprise!"

You used to have some dignity,
Didn't have to wear a pointy hat,
The friends who're hiding in your house
Will yell "Surprise!"

Just blow out the candles,
Try not to spit on the cake when you do,
The friends who're hiding in your house
Will yell "Surprise!"

Open up your presents,
Thank goodness for Best Buy gift cards,
The friends who're hiding in your house
Will yell "Surprise!"

You used to get cool playthings,
Now it's socks and thermal underwear,
From the friends who're hiding in your house
Who'll yell "Surprise!"

Ah, but when you go to sleep tonight,
You'll snuggle with the sweet Melissa....


... and the friends who're hiding in your house
Will yell "Surprise!"