I am not dead yet, Though you saw me take the fall, You were hidden there, So you could watch it all. Draco couldn't kill, So it fell on Snape's head, He cast Avada Kedavra But I'm not yet dead!
(Well, he's dead or worse, He went down without a fight, Took the Killing Curse, Then a plummet from a height. Someone call a hearse, Make his funereal bed, According to the evidence, He sure looks dead!)
[dance]
(He is not yet dead, That's what his portrait said, Though it all looks bleak, Though your hearts are full of dread, Just recall his bird, The one with feathers red -- His familiar is a Phoenix, Bet he's not yet dead.)
Who is the man who wanted him gone, Who's the Dark Lord, the ultimate wanker?
My name is Voldemort, I kill Mudbloods for sport. And someday very soon, I will attack Hogwarts.
I am the Chosen One, I'll tell you, it's no fun. But, even if I'm doomed, I'll win before I'm done.
Even though I'm gone, You can hear me in your head, Just like Obi-Wan, Though you're neither Five nor Red, Hermione and Ron, Neville, Luna, George and Fred, Will help you kill Tom Riddle 'Cause he's not yet dead!
(I'll kill you all, The Muggle world will fall! You're cruel, you're crass, I'll kick your undead ass!)
And then when you've won, Maybe then I will return, Though you won't need me, All your lessons you'll have learned, You're the Boy Who Lived, There's nothing more to dread, Go have a happy ending 'Cause you're not yet dead. Not... Yet... Dead!
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Date: 2006-07-06 04:57 pm (UTC)Though you saw me take the fall,
You were hidden there,
So you could watch it all.
Draco couldn't kill,
So it fell on Snape's head,
He cast Avada Kedavra
But I'm not yet dead!
(Well, he's dead or worse,
He went down without a fight,
Took the Killing Curse,
Then a plummet from a height.
Someone call a hearse,
Make his funereal bed,
According to the evidence,
He sure looks dead!)
[dance]
(He is not yet dead,
That's what his portrait said,
Though it all looks bleak,
Though your hearts are full of dread,
Just recall his bird,
The one with feathers red --
His familiar is a Phoenix,
Bet he's not yet dead.)
Who is the man who wanted him gone,
Who's the Dark Lord, the ultimate wanker?
My name is Voldemort,
I kill Mudbloods for sport.
And someday very soon,
I will attack Hogwarts.
I am the Chosen One,
I'll tell you, it's no fun.
But, even if I'm doomed,
I'll win before I'm done.
Even though I'm gone,
You can hear me in your head,
Just like Obi-Wan,
Though you're neither Five nor Red,
Hermione and Ron,
Neville, Luna, George and Fred,
Will help you kill Tom Riddle
'Cause he's not yet dead!
(I'll kill you all,
The Muggle world will fall!
You're cruel, you're crass,
I'll kick your undead ass!)
And then when you've won,
Maybe then I will return,
Though you won't need me,
All your lessons you'll have learned,
You're the Boy Who Lived,
There's nothing more to dread,
Go have a happy ending
'Cause you're not yet dead.
Not...
Yet...
Dead!