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May. 31st, 2007 09:20 am
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J. K. Rowling has given the go-ahead for a Harry Potter theme park in Florida.

It's probably pipe-dreaming, because our ideas certainly won't mesh with theirs, but... what would you want in a Harry Potter theme park/hotel? First thing for me is that you cannot get there by car. You have to ride the Hogwarts Express.

I'm also imagining four themed hotels, one for each Hogwarts House; at least two or three shopping areas patterned after Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade; and an IMAX Quidditch game, from a broom's-eye view. Many more ideas, but let's hear yours.

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Date: 2007-05-31 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rev-ursa.livejournal.com
The last sentence in that article was especially amusing to me.

U.S. authors John Irving and Stephen King were so worried about the fictional hero's fate that they urged Rowling to spare the bespectacled hero.

The thought of one of the Grand Masters of Horror pleading for a characters life just makes me giggle.

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Date: 2007-05-31 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozarque.livejournal.com
Good heavens.

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Date: 2007-05-31 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drzarron.livejournal.com
Be interested in seeing what they do. Universal runs hot and cold on these things. When they are on, they totally rock these immersion environments, but when they miss, its a train wreck.

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Date: 2007-05-31 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizard-sf.livejournal.com
Hmmm....

One of those motion-capture rides (like Star Tours at Disney) where you ride a broomstick in a quidditch match.

A "Haunted Mansion" style tour of the Riddle House.

A whomping willow ride.

The Potions Room Ice Cream Parlor, with the various 'potion bottles' having assorted syrups, toppings, etc.

A hedge maze.

A "Forbidden Forest" type ride, with assorted animatronic critters to see. (Something as cool as the Jurassic Park ride at Universal)

An undersea ride for the lake, complete with squid attack and hostile merpeople.

And someplace nice for adults to sit down at. The restauraunt by the bayou ride/pirates of the Caribbean at Disney, while overpriced (duh) was actually very peaceful and relaxing.

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Date: 2007-05-31 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkertom.livejournal.com
We had definitely discussed the Whomping Willow ride and the hedge maze. :) We also thought a dark ride plunging into the Chamber of Secrets and confronting the Basilisk would be way cool.

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Date: 2007-05-31 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vixyish.livejournal.com
The Potions Room Ice Cream Parlor, with the various 'potion bottles' having assorted syrups, toppings, etc.

Heeeeee yes yes yes! I was just thinking "something with potions".

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Date: 2007-05-31 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starfallz.livejournal.com
There were some development drawings from one of the movie designers on MuggleNet. I only know this because my BF is into coasters. :D

http://mugglenet.com/viewer/?image_location=/officialpw_poster.jpg
http://mugglenet.com/viewer/?image_location=/officialpw_hogsmeade.jpg
http://mugglenet.com/viewer/?image_location=/officialpw_castle.jpg

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Date: 2007-05-31 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selenesue.livejournal.com
"I'm also imagining four themed hotels, one for each Hogwarts House"

That's going to be a marketing conundrum. How are you going to market the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff hotels, when most of the books' main characters are Gryffindor and Slytherin?

On the other hand, "Potterville" [snort] may not have to be a BIG attraction, maybe added inside of another resort. Example: THE STAR TREK EXPERIENCE, two rides, a restaurant bar and a shopping area inside of the Las Vegas Hilton.

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Date: 2007-05-31 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nightsinger.livejournal.com
People still passionately attach themselves to those two houses (especially Ravenclaw), despite the relative lack of main characters in them. :D

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Date: 2007-05-31 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selenesue.livejournal.com
I would bet money that the general public goes at least 50 percent for Gryffindor, 25 percent for Slytherin, and the last divided between the other two. The discerning tast of Fandom People does not represent the taste of the general public, well known fact.

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Date: 2007-05-31 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com
So you make Gryffindor Tower bigger, then a goodly sized Slytherin Dungeon, Then smaller (more exclusive!) Ravenclaw Roost and Hufflepuff Burrow.

Honestly, my brothers both insist they're Ravenclaws, and they're not fannish. ;]

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Date: 2007-06-02 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gan-chan.livejournal.com
I'd rather see a single big hotel with alternating House floors. With things arranged such that Slytherin is on the 13th floor, of course. And a series of secret tunnels and mazes to get through to get to your room...

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Date: 2007-05-31 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] admnaismith.livejournal.com
A Sorting Hat that tells your fortune. Originally I thought of Madame Trelawny's Fortune booth, but decided that a fortune teller who wailed in agony and wrung her hands and declared everyone to be doomed, doooooooooomed, would not be much of a draw.

A feasting hall with several randomly appearing dishes. Probably would work like a buffet restaurant except that, instead of you going to the food display, food would be offered to you. By waiters dressed as house elves if they couldn't do it any "magic" way.

Hurt yourself with Umbridge's magic pen! No...scratch that one.

Telephone booth elevators.

Definitely a few attractions that look mugglish on the outside and enchanted on the inside.

The Weasly car haunted ride through the forbidden forest. Displays of spiders and centaurs coming at you and all that.

Transform the Boggart and win!

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Date: 2007-05-31 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] popefelix.livejournal.com
Twincest!

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Date: 2007-05-31 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] admnaismith.livejournal.com
Your account is now suspended.

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Date: 2007-05-31 08:03 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2007-05-31 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] palenoue.livejournal.com
Love the idea about no cars, only a train ride will get you to the park. Very good way to get you into the experience from the start.

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Date: 2007-05-31 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuuberry.livejournal.com
I was kind of iffy on the idea of a full-size Harry Potter theme park when my boyfriend mentioned it about a month ago, but if they have any ideas close to some of these, I'm sold. LOL

If they wanted a full-on outdoor roller coaster, along the lines of The Hulk and Dueling Dragons, I think a battle with the Basilisk would be great... As you stand in line for the ride, it would take you through the underbelly of the Chamber of Secrets, and the ride itself would be on the Basilisk, fighting with it.

A Trip into the Dark Forest would be wonderful if it was done in the half roller coaster, half simulator style that the Spiderman ride was done in.

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Date: 2007-05-31 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archiver-tim.livejournal.com
Now it would definity be an E-ticket if the Hogwarts Express ride was long enough to get you immersed into it's story, some we know, some we don't know yet, using cast members to give us an experience on the ride.
Now if we could park the car in Georgia and get a Hogwarts Express ride to Orlando, that would be some ride--I'm sure there is some rail-side places in Florida that could provide some forrest scenes.

-Ryan

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Date: 2007-05-31 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inamac.livejournal.com
A Hogwarts Express would also allow patrons to avoid the religious fundamentalists picketting the gates...

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Date: 2007-05-31 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurel-potter.livejournal.com
ROTFLMAO!!!!

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Date: 2007-06-01 11:01 am (UTC)
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You should be allowed to go there by car -- but only if your car flies.

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Date: 2007-05-31 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johno.livejournal.com
Food carts with all the sweets mentioned in the books.

A 3-D maze, where the walk ways and stairs move around.

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Date: 2007-05-31 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vixyish.livejournal.com
A 3-D maze, where the walk ways and stairs move around.

TOTALLY.

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Date: 2007-05-31 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ericthemage.livejournal.com
Real Death Eaters.

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Date: 2007-05-31 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timemachineyeah.livejournal.com
Owl Emporium! With real owls!

When I was little we had a Birds of Prey Center not to far from our house, and you could go and the bird trainers would show you their owls and hawks and explain all the cool sciencey stuff and it was one of my favourite places in the whole wide world.

They could have owl trainers, and even put on Owl Shows that fit into the Potter mythology so as not to break the magic. And have a little owl zoo.

OR the owl zoo could be a part of a whole Magical Creatures zoo (run by Hagrid) that would be part fantasy and rides/attractions and part actual zoo, with owls and snakes and cool things like that!

But I wanna see owls. I love owls.

>.>

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Date: 2007-05-31 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vixyish.livejournal.com
In addition to some of the fantastic ideas here...

The shopping areas mentioned of course need to include lots and lots of costume stuff and hats. Madam Malkin's Robes. And Ollivander's wands. And "pet shops" with stuffed animals. And Florean Fortescue's ice cream shop. And especially pubs like the Three Broomsticks and the Leaky Cauldron, with butterbeer.

And oh oh oh, a Flourish & Blott's. Must have quills and ink in addition to books!

A live animal show (put on by professional trainers, like at Universal Studios etc, not like a petting zoo) with owls, cats, rats, toads (can you train toads?) and maybe a big black dog. :)

Some sort of broomstick ride.

"Classes" people can go join (always in progress). Herbology class, in a greenhouse with animatronic plants. Potions class, in a dungeon-looking area, really a kids' art play area with paints. Divination class, with crystal balls containing various and changing holographic projections. Maybe the whole "class" thing could be joined as all one walkthrough, aimed at younger kids.

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Date: 2007-05-31 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tomreedtoon.livejournal.com
Actually, this article from Jim Hill Media tells some things about the negotiations between Disney and Rowling...and why Disney is secretly very happy that they did not win the rights to a Harry Potter Park...

http://jimhillmedia.com/blogs/jim_hill/archive/2007/04/16/monday-mousewatch-wdi-hopes-that-its-living-character-initiative-program-will-help-make-up-for-the-loss-of-both-harry-potter-as-well-as-kuka-s-robotic-arm-technology.aspx

And in all honesty, although there is big money behind it and two megacorps (Seagram Universal and AOL Time Warner) there's been a shaky history behind most "announced" Florida theme parks. The struggling "Holy Land Experience" - the second Bible-themed park here - isn't inspiring. "Ringling Bros. and Barnam and Bailey Circus World" morphed into the equally unimpressive "Boardwalk and Baseball." And "Little England" took a lot of investor money before it went bankrupt.

Besides, since Rowling wants to stop writing Harry Potter books, and will likely kill him off in Book 7 to make sure no one else writes them either, I don't think there will be a lot of people wanting to go to such a park.

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Date: 2007-05-31 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkertom.livejournal.com
I don't think you can count the Holy Land Experience. That was a fiasco from the gitgo. Oooh! Walk around and be inspired by the scenes of the Holy Land! Tableaus from the Bible! Nothing to actually do.

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Date: 2007-05-31 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msminlr.livejournal.com
I'll disagree with the individual themed hotels.
The main entrance HAS to look like the entry to Hogwarts.
There would be House-themed wings within the main hotel, though.

I want to *see* the Audio-animatronics folks do the Whomping Willow!

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Date: 2007-05-31 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com
A Flying Ford Anglia ride. (Part CGI, part animatronics, part old fashioned pitch-roll-yaw drum-with-seats.)

The ceiling of the main hall! Starscapes, glorious sun when it's raining -- they can do it all, with the right projectors ...

And, of course, there'd be a family (or two, in different parts of the park, on the payroll), all with bright red hair, enjoying an outing.

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Date: 2007-05-31 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadpool247.livejournal.com
Hook up two of the visitors to harnesses, and have them perform a Wizard's duel. Give them wands, have them bow to each other, then based on how fast they can say "Expelliarmus!" or some other spell, the folks working the harnesses can then move the visitors to and fro.

And I'd like to be in the Ravenclaw group; Ravenclaw just sounds frickin' cool.

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Date: 2007-06-01 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixelene.livejournal.com
Oh. I am SO there. Not feeling very creative at the moment - I just can't wait to see what the Quidditch ride is like!

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Date: 2007-06-04 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tony-goldmark.livejournal.com
How about a rock-climbing wall consisting of all seven books piled on top of each other?

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