ROBOGEISHA Trailer

[filkertom]

Not safe for work. Or anyone, really. And this is the inaugural post for a new tag: "Oh, Japan".

Thanks, I think, to huskiebear.

Comments

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Okayyyyy......

[msminlr.livejournal.com]

That is the BEST "WTF" icon I have ever seen!

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Solange for the win...

[dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com]

I'll take Hallmarks of Felininity for $500, Alex.

[peachtales.livejournal.com]

That is *quite* spectacular :P
Geisha Transform *giggle*

[susan-the-rogue.livejournal.com]

God bless the Japanese for their power of mind-fuckery. ^____^

[capplor.livejournal.com]

Somebody is really sick. I think it's me after watching that.

[wingus.livejournal.com]

...

Well, I know what to look up for Mindrape Night once anime club starts up again. I'm not sure whether to thank you or blame you.

[jovan-scorn.livejournal.com]

But, but. . . why are the buildings bleeding?

[nimitzbrood.livejournal.com]

Fried Shrimp!

(My response makes as much sense as this film appears to.)

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!!!!!

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

It is my sincere and fond hope that that is the tell, the signal letting us know that the whole thing is way the fuck over-the-top satire. As in, if the Zucker Bros. -- or maybe the Farrelly Bros. -- were making a Tarantino flick.

As if the rest of the trailer is more plausible.

[nimitzbrood.livejournal.com]

Fried Shrimp!

(...)

Definitely not safe for anyone.

Of course you know this means I need to find the movie and get friends together for a complete riff of it now.

[bryanp.livejournal.com]

Wow.

It appears to be related to the movie Machine Girl (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1050160/), which is sitting on the shelf in the next room. I grabbed it at Best Buy one day off the ultra-cheap rack ($3 or $4 if IIRC) I think I need to move it up the queue. ^_^

[penmage.livejournal.com]

Is this a real movie? Tell me it's a fantrailer. I can't believe this is a real movie.

[bryanp.livejournal.com]

It's real.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1381512/

[bayushisan.livejournal.com]

I wish I could say that I didn't believe that this was a legit movie trailer. I really wish that I could. Having grown up on Godzilla movies and bad kaiju movies (like Inframan, which as awesome but cheesetastic)and other weird movies, I can honestly say that I think it's a real movie.

I don't know whether to rejoice at the campiness of it all or weep that we didn't think of it first. ;)

[rivkaesque.livejournal.com]

Oh, the WTFery! this is frickin' hilarious.

[rickvs.livejournal.com]

I've got to assume that Sgt. Kabukiman shows up somewhere in a Troma crossover...

[dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com]

Typically OTT, no?

The obvious tune for filk would be Razor Dance.

[caraig.livejournal.com]

At first I was going to giddily show this to some friends because it's just so amazingly over the top and ridiculous. But then there was the sword-to-the crotch shot and... eugh. No, I couldn't.

Otherwise, this is just such an insane movie that it would normally MUST be seen!

[salkryn.livejournal.com]

Thank you Tom, for making my head explode. I'm going to have to spend the rest of the night scrubbing grey matter and bone fragments off of the walls. I hope you're happy.

[ladyomniscience.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Machine Girl? This one's by the same director, I believe. I've only seen the trailer, but my boyfriend and some of his friends watched it during a Bad Movie Night. The best way to describe both Machine Girl and RoboGeisha is: hilariously bad. Whether or not that was exactly the director's intention, however, I'm not sure.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

And besides FRIED SHRIMP, wtf is up with the ANAL STABBING?

[markbernstein.livejournal.com]

In honor of the new "Oh, Japan!" tag . . .

I followed a link on MSN this morning, that read "'Bagel Head' trend in Japan". And I found this. WARNING: Not for the squeamish.

[devospice.livejournal.com]

YES! MUST SEE! MUST!!

[braider.livejournal.com]

...was this written by a couple of semi-stoned fanboys?

[dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com]

No, it's a not-too-uncommon genre in Japan, just taken to the extreme.

[hitchkitty.livejournal.com]

...

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go defrag my head now.

[connor-campbell.livejournal.com]

still waiting for the robogeisha to buffer completely...as to the bagel head thing, sad and idiotic as it is, i can see some fool klingon fan doing that and shaping it to look like something out of one of the Star Trek movies!

[connor-campbell.livejournal.com]

o_0

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o_0 <blink, blink - head go splodey> um......

[sepdet.livejournal.com]

Look! It even broke the internet!

[Icon is actual sign seen in Japan]