Spam Subject Line Of The Day

[filkertom]

MEGA MEDIUM JACKPOT

Whatcha got?

Comments

[ladystarblade.livejournal.com]

"FW: anal backmost inauspicious"

Yeah, even I'm not that curious.

*hits delete*

[hvideo.livejournal.com]

Ummmm.... A Patricia Arquette marathon?

[wildcard9.livejournal.com]

"Tied girls want you to come play with them"

Oh wait, that one is not spam, it's a party invite. I would say that I have strange friends, but that is why I really like them.

[stevemb.livejournal.com]

"MEGA MEDIUM" = very far away from both the very small and very large ends of the range, I suppose.

[ericcoleman]

I haven't had any good subject lines lately, but the name "Manish Bint" on a spam email this morning amused me.

[stevemb.livejournal.com]

"the name "Manish Bint" on a spam email this morning amused me"

If somebody's parents hated him(?) enough to saddle him with that name, it explains why he went into sociopathic pursuits like spamming....

[babsbunny.livejournal.com]

Nothing specific...just multiple reasons why everyone thinks my penis is too small. Apparently my lack of honeys and "ho-babes" is showing.

[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

"heartthrob heterophemy" is my recent favorite.

I also got one entitled "You have 1 new messages from Karl" (uh, no thanks, shithead), with some rather intriguing text:

"Given that you are you usually in the know, I would guess you know about the Ring? [link scrubbed]

Betty

within short time, smash all orthodox about the family and its
responsibilities. When can be grown in laboratory jar happens to the very
notion of"

That last bit is so close to being coherent! Better luck next time, guys.

[hiddenkrypt.livejournal.com]

"You won't believe your eyes when you see your new penis size"


The rhyming makes it almost singable...
I might try a song of all spam subject lines.

On a related note, check out http://spamusement.com/
The newest ones mostly suck, but there are a lot of hilarious ones in the archives. not always SFW.

[madrona.livejournal.com]

I thought "Impress the females" was sheer *genius*.

[dornbeast.livejournal.com]

Well, since you asked for the line of the day, I'll have to scroll past the stuff from 31 years hence, and the stuff from tomorrow and the day after tomorrow...

Aha. Here's one.

VISTA PRINT FREE BUSINESS CARDS!
(If they're print free, they aren't much use, are they?)

and...

Herbals magic pvuebuwf
(bless you!)

[madrona.livejournal.com]

IRS Notification
and
Gain +5 to optic