Let Me Cool Down With Some Scotch Bonnets
Jan. 6th, 2008 09:59 amFood so hot you have to sign a waiver.
What's your food heat tolerance? I love the sensation and flavor of hot foods... but at what I'm sure most people consider a fairly wimpy level, the mid-range of "mild". That said, specific examples for me would be a decent Pad Thai, the dry rub on the ribs at Red Hot & Blue, and, oh, a half a fricking jar of decently tasty salsa, pass the tortilla chips and cheddar. My chili recipe has what I consider to be a pleasant bite, without sacrificing flavor -- a few shakes of Clancy's Fancy do wonders. And Thai Kitchen Roasted Garlic Soup has replaced Zingerman's excellent homemade chicken soup as my default if I've got a cold, if for no other reason than I'm usually too sick to go to Zing's to get it when I've got a cold.
What's your food heat tolerance? I love the sensation and flavor of hot foods... but at what I'm sure most people consider a fairly wimpy level, the mid-range of "mild". That said, specific examples for me would be a decent Pad Thai, the dry rub on the ribs at Red Hot & Blue, and, oh, a half a fricking jar of decently tasty salsa, pass the tortilla chips and cheddar. My chili recipe has what I consider to be a pleasant bite, without sacrificing flavor -- a few shakes of Clancy's Fancy do wonders. And Thai Kitchen Roasted Garlic Soup has replaced Zingerman's excellent homemade chicken soup as my default if I've got a cold, if for no other reason than I'm usually too sick to go to Zing's to get it when I've got a cold.
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Date: 2008-01-06 03:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-06 03:14 pm (UTC)But I'm not actually interested in pretending I *like* food at the extreme end of my tolerance. I have been known to *eat* it, in a fit of macha, just to prove that I am just as butch as all the boys in the room. But it's a stunt.
However, my level of "pleasantly spicy" is probably higher than most people's, which is something I have to calibrate for when cooking for others.
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Date: 2008-01-06 06:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:24 pm (UTC)My tolerance for spicy goes up and down over a very side range, based on several factors. Drives my wife nuts sometimes, since her (fairly high) tolerance is considerably less variable.
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Date: 2008-01-06 07:33 pm (UTC)Best bit was when my then-roomate's cat, a rescue who would literally eat anything, having been very very hungry in his younger days, decided to steal some of the chili our friend Ted had left on the floor while he went to get more tortilla chips. The cat then walked around the living room licking random objects for ten minutes... and then went back and finished the chili.
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Date: 2008-01-06 03:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-06 03:18 pm (UTC)Examples of the bad kind of heat are any jalepeno and the orange chicken from a place in Indianapolis that I can't remember the name of. The kind of spice that sends me gulping down icy liquids and makes my taste buds close up shop for a while.
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Date: 2008-01-06 03:21 pm (UTC)One of the things I like about being in Texas is that my tastes are not always on the extreme upper edge. My favorite wing place, for example, has sauces ranging from "no heat" up to "Mario hot" -- and their medium is quite satisfactory for me. At an Indian restaurant, I may ask the waiter to make "what you would call medium". :-)
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Date: 2008-01-06 03:26 pm (UTC)Garlic or ginger? Bring it on. Peppery hot or mustard hot? DO NOT WANT.
The problem is, my interpretation of "not hot" is "no hotness whatever." Other people's interpretation is "won't make you break into a profuse sweat while tears stream down your face." So, I ask of some unfamiliar food at a potluck, "Is this hot?" And the cook says, "No." And I take a bite, and spend the rest of the evening in pain and unable to taste anything.
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Date: 2008-01-06 03:30 pm (UTC)I've never noticed garlic as having "heat". Ginger has a pronounced bite, but that doesn't seem "hot" to me, either. I have, at last, come to love a few mustards, used in moderation in the right recipes -- for instance, Honeycup on a corned beef & swiss sandwich, or the mustard slaw at Zing's Roadshow.
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Date: 2008-01-06 06:34 pm (UTC)I've learned to like Mexican (from down into the country) vs Tex-Mex foods. The Mexican isn't hot, but has flavor, but Tex-Mex appears to only be a test of what can you stand.
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Date: 2008-01-06 03:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-06 03:45 pm (UTC)But upon reading that article it makes me wonder whether it's the reporter or the restaurant that is in error.
Neither white bread nor sugar do anything for capsicum heat. Hell, pepper jelly is hotter than the peppers that are used in making it BECAUSE of the sugar.
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Date: 2008-01-06 03:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-06 04:28 pm (UTC)Of course, I was raised on Jewish cuisine, which is the exact opposite of spicy. The stuff in the pepper shaker was about as intense as it gets.
Heh. A few years ago, there was an NPR report on some research that determined that the reaction of the tongue to highly spicy foods was chemically identical to it's reaction to actual extreme heat. Apparently, a burn is a burn.
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Date: 2008-01-06 05:52 pm (UTC)One time, I made the mistake of taking too much, and trying to drown it with water, with ultimately predictable results.
Another time, I went with my wife. She doesn't like spicy foods, but I convinced her to take a tiny bit on the end of one tine of a fork. She tasted it: a second later, she yelled "Garrett, I hate you!" and started trying to put out the fire. :-)
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Date: 2008-01-06 06:28 pm (UTC)Anyway, someplace in Texas, the bus driver suggested we go to this place for some of the best food on earth while he was waiting for the bus to be serviced. We went there. I ate. I felt whatever it is that I ate (some kind of tamale/nachos/chimichanga thing) for the next three days, as it slowly passed through my digestive system, burning everything in its path.
I will admit to using a SLIGHT amount of hot sauce on some things - like stew if it is too bad. But never again. Never again. Never Thai food, or anything that tries to engage the diner with some kind of stupid macho battle with his sphincter's pain limits.
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Date: 2008-01-06 06:43 pm (UTC)It wasn't a sauce-covered cashew.
The next twenty minutes were rather entertaining for my dinner companions. (I was trying to tough it out, because it can't last more than a few minutes, right? And I ended up drinking a lot of water, at which point the waitron figured it out and brought milk and bread.)
Nowadays, of course, I go there for my standard, the Lunch Special "B", which features pad thai, fried rice, a spring roll, and some lovely fried shrimp with a sauce that is right at the top of my heat tolerance, good for at least three glasses of water and all of that damn rice. Wonderful beyond belief... but not all the time.
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-07 03:49 am (UTC)Skip the water though. Go with something alcoholic (The heat in peppers is alcohol soluble.) or with a decent fat content (I always order a lassi when eating in Indian restaurants.)
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Date: 2008-01-06 06:39 pm (UTC)There IS definitely a point where the heat kills the flavor. That, I don't like. But the warmth as a PART of the flavor...yum.
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Date: 2008-01-06 06:54 pm (UTC)In my younger days, my roommates used to run out of the house screaming, "OMG, Miles cooked outa the cajun cookbook again; I'M not eating that!!!" I'm also considered odd for eating the red pepper pods that come in my Chinese food.
On the other hand, when I got a couple of fresh habaneros and just chomped them down to see what they were like, the peppers won. Especially the next day when I learned that they burn on the way out, too. So I guess I'm not the most pepper-macho man there is, but I have more tolerance/preference than most people I know. My favorite seasoning is Chef Paul Prudhomme's magic mix.
I also get a real hoot out of inspecting the hot sauce rack at specialty groceries. You know, the racks with row upon row of bottles with little cartoon devils winking rougishly, and donkeys rearing to display their smoking, red horseshoes that will "kick yo' ass". There are brand names like "Scorned Woman (Hell hath no fury)", "Dante's Inferno", and "All Out Thermonuclear War", all of which promise to be the very hottest sauce ever made.
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Date: 2008-01-06 07:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-07 03:53 am (UTC)The worst western hot sauce I've ever tried was actually labeled "Ass in the tub". A chicago friend of mine had it and wanted me to try it on scrambled eggs.
Later on that day ... I'd never wanted a popsicle suppository so much in my life.
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Date: 2008-01-06 07:35 pm (UTC)spicy food
Date: 2008-01-06 07:42 pm (UTC)Elaine
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Date: 2008-01-06 07:57 pm (UTC)One thing I've learned long ago is to always demand details when someone asks "Do you like a little heat?" Some people's "little heat" turns out to be habanero concentrate
Anyone else remember that Dork Tower comic with the punch line "Pain isn't a flavor!"
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:12 pm (UTC)And, of course, some heat is more tolerable than others. Chilis are generally more tolerable than horseradish, for some reason; garlic (as I mentioned above) is usually no problem except when I hit a really hot chunk, etc.
I don't usually get to cook with much heat, though, because the rest of the family dislikes it. So it's reserved for ordering and eating out.
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:43 pm (UTC)The consequence of this was a bunch of younger siblings with a huge love and tolerance for hot and spicy foods. We recently went to a restaurant together and the waitress was shocked to find us all, without discussing it earlier, ordering buffalo wings extra-hot.
I'm sure I have a threshold somewhere and just haven't found it yet, but I absolutely love the feel and taste of spicy foods.
Even if you do need a huge glass of water to accompany them sometimes.
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:02 pm (UTC)Well, my favorite food IS Buffalo wings. The problem is, while I like them REALLY hot, that usually means they have to be DRENCHED in sauce, and that usually takes away from it, in my opinion.
My friend, Maureen, puts me to SHAME, though! She has this lovely story she likes to tell about a certain Thai restaurant she used to frequent in her College days where she got the chef to come bursting out of the kitchen screaming!
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:28 pm (UTC)She, on the other hand, used to order the hottest option whenever we had Indian. At least up until last year, when she ordered 'really hot' at a new place and the waiter returned with her meal and a barely concealed grin. After she'd bounced off the ceiling, she put the rest to one side, but still spent the next half an hour giggling.
In the kitchen of that place there must have been a sealed lead canister which could only be moved using long-handled grips, a lead apron, and welding goggles. Probably labelled "For taking customers down a peg."
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:56 pm (UTC)Hot-Spicy (ginger, cinnamon, etc) -- bring it on!
Hot-Garlic -- the more the better!
Hot-Peppery -- oog, not so much. Not any, actually, thanks.
Hot-Wasabi -- Do Not Want!
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Date: 2008-01-06 11:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-07 12:53 am (UTC)The Mango-Habernaro wings at Buffalo Wild Wings are the hottest I've ever gone. They have a lovely sweet flavor, until you suddenly can't taste anything. They're also useful as a display of bravado, but I find I have to work up to it.
I don't care for regular "hot" hot-wings. Even though they're lower on the "burn scale" than a habernaro, all you taste is "HOT!!!!!!!!!" (But "mild" or "medium" drenched in blue cheese? YUM!!!)
Mustard or horseradish though? Bring it ON!!!
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Date: 2008-01-07 07:38 am (UTC)I can't stand MILD peppers
Date: 2008-01-07 08:56 am (UTC)I don't know if it was mentioned earlier, but you can build up a tolerance to peppers. I'm addicted to the endorphin rush, and with the tolerance build-up, it takes hotter and hotter peppers to get that same rush. Habaneros/Scotch Bonnets/Red Savinas are my favorite, and not just because of the heat. They have a nice fruity flavor that a lot of the other peppers don't have. And yes, my wife says I'm sick for being able to taste a flavor from them :)
The downside that others sort of alluded to is that I have to have my wife (or some other vic..er volunteer) do the tasting when I'm making a spicy dish for others - I'm no longer able to tell what might be "normal".
My favorite sauce is the "Howlin' Mad" roasted habanero hot sauce that the chain Smokey Bones has. Sadly, they closed a bunch of locations including all of the ones in Memphis. I would have one of their pulled pork sandwiches and make a mixture of half barbecue sauce/half Howlin' Mad sauce...ah, paradise.
Levy Restaurants, of course...
Date: 2008-01-07 06:30 pm (UTC)Of course, they'd do anything for publicity these days...
Meanwhile, I'll still have my Buffalo Wild Wings. I don't like their Caribbean Jerk (I don't like pepper), but I do like the Mango Habernero. I don't see the point in Blazin' on it's own, but it gives a nice kick to Chef Boyardee. For some odd reason, sometimes the Spicy Garlic gets to me. I think it's some sort of allergy that just makes my upper lip all red, dry, and rash-like, and I THINK it might be oregano. Irritating, but not enough to keep me from eating favorite foods!
Also, I like sushi and wasabi. Just don't care for onions or peppers. I like the flavor of szechwan and kung pao whatever, but I don't gulp down the actual peppers. Meanwhile, I put jalapenos on all sorts of things, and they never seem to bother me in the slightest. I'm just weird, I guess.
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